Haschel Cedricson
@haschel.bsky.social
Spotify DJ: Up next I've got Da Vinci's Notebook. You were in the top 1% of listeners last month!
Me, who only listened to a single album one time last week: Jesus Christ.
Me, who only listened to a single album one time last week: Jesus Christ.
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Spotify DJ: Up next I've got Da Vinci's Notebook. You were in the top 1% of listeners last month!
Me, who only listened to a single album one time last week: Jesus Christ.
Me, who only listened to a single album one time last week: Jesus Christ.
Reposted by Haschel Cedricson
The ChatGPT brother/sister commercial gives the same vibes as that Folgers one.
December 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The ChatGPT brother/sister commercial gives the same vibes as that Folgers one.
My favorite part of my school's annual Pajama Day continues to be my wife slowly growing more and more concerned that I seem to be taking way too long to get dressed for work in the morning.
November 18, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My favorite part of my school's annual Pajama Day continues to be my wife slowly growing more and more concerned that I seem to be taking way too long to get dressed for work in the morning.
If I had a nickel for every time my favorite member of the Trail Blazers was a Francophone small forward who specialized in defense I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. #RipCity
October 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If I had a nickel for every time my favorite member of the Trail Blazers was a Francophone small forward who specialized in defense I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. #RipCity
I think "Kong" is less a traditional last name and more of a spiritual tradition. This would explain why so many unrelated characters have Kong as a last name, including villains and DK's crush Candy Kong. It's the DK Island version of Sikhs using "Singh" as their last name.
July 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I think "Kong" is less a traditional last name and more of a spiritual tradition. This would explain why so many unrelated characters have Kong as a last name, including villains and DK's crush Candy Kong. It's the DK Island version of Sikhs using "Singh" as their last name.
Spotify DJ: "Let's keep the vibe going with some more upbeat music!"
Me: Yes, this is good.
Spotify DJ: "Up next it's 'Oasis' by Amanda Palmer.
Me: Oh noooooooo
Me: Yes, this is good.
Spotify DJ: "Up next it's 'Oasis' by Amanda Palmer.
Me: Oh noooooooo
June 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Spotify DJ: "Let's keep the vibe going with some more upbeat music!"
Me: Yes, this is good.
Spotify DJ: "Up next it's 'Oasis' by Amanda Palmer.
Me: Oh noooooooo
Me: Yes, this is good.
Spotify DJ: "Up next it's 'Oasis' by Amanda Palmer.
Me: Oh noooooooo
My least favorite part of working in special education is my inability to remember which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavior” and which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavioral”.
May 31, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My least favorite part of working in special education is my inability to remember which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavior” and which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavioral”.
Hey @juiceone.bsky.social , I added your art to my RJJ Wall and my students think it’s fantastic.
April 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey @juiceone.bsky.social , I added your art to my RJJ Wall and my students think it’s fantastic.
I sure could use some of my ADHD meds to help with all this grad school stuff but I also would like to go to sleep before 4:30 AM so this sucks.
March 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I sure could use some of my ADHD meds to help with all this grad school stuff but I also would like to go to sleep before 4:30 AM so this sucks.
Just don't call the Deepwater Horizon oil spill washed up, they're still paying for it today!
February 23, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Just don't call the Deepwater Horizon oil spill washed up, they're still paying for it today!
I just learned how to pronounce "Wilkes-Barre". What the *fuck*?
January 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I just learned how to pronounce "Wilkes-Barre". What the *fuck*?
The bar down the street from my house no longer charges $28.99 for the steak dinner; they now have it listed on the menu as being "market price". It happened on the first day of the Trump administration so he owns it.
January 21, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The bar down the street from my house no longer charges $28.99 for the steak dinner; they now have it listed on the menu as being "market price". It happened on the first day of the Trump administration so he owns it.
I need all of you to acknowledge how proud you are of me for NOT getting pedantic about the rules of Uno with my students this morning. This is doubly so for family members who remember the Rugrats Uno Incident of 1999.
January 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I need all of you to acknowledge how proud you are of me for NOT getting pedantic about the rules of Uno with my students this morning. This is doubly so for family members who remember the Rugrats Uno Incident of 1999.
About to move a whole bunch of pairs of suspenders back to the active roster.
January 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
About to move a whole bunch of pairs of suspenders back to the active roster.
My daughter got a book on how to do origami with a dollar bill for Christmas. Naturally I sprung into action to show how a $20 bill can be folded to show 9/11, with the flaming twin towers on one side and the Pentagon on the other. The family is not impressed.
December 26, 2024 at 12:02 AM
My daughter got a book on how to do origami with a dollar bill for Christmas. Naturally I sprung into action to show how a $20 bill can be folded to show 9/11, with the flaming twin towers on one side and the Pentagon on the other. The family is not impressed.
I thought Tommy DeVito was due!
November 24, 2024 at 6:52 PM
I thought Tommy DeVito was due!
@iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social I'm not Irish but I have been listening to these guys a lot this week.
November 22, 2024 at 5:21 AM
@iresimpsonsfans.bsky.social I'm not Irish but I have been listening to these guys a lot this week.
It's been a long time since Cake has released an album, which means most of us probably haven't heard a vibraslap in over a decade. Somebody needs to fix this.
October 10, 2023 at 2:21 AM
It's been a long time since Cake has released an album, which means most of us probably haven't heard a vibraslap in over a decade. Somebody needs to fix this.