The question running through my head: why didn't you just sleep on the bottom bunk?

Well, I sleep in a twin, so I probably pushed you out of the bed with my fat self. This is bad, because it's also a bunk bed that I sleep on the top bunk of. This bed also happens to be on the edge of a cliff. Fortunately you land safely on the pile of pillows that keep falling off of my cliff bed.

A Hotline Miami movie would go pretty hard, thinking about it.

She is so proud of her colossal son. A Unit of Glory!

Looks like you grew a rogue bicep by accident

who are you and how did you find this post
Also: It's exploring a niche of a niche hobby, that's full of romance and porn games while I'm trying to find games with like, two dudes hitting each other or spaceships shooting lasers, or witches shooting lasers, or two witches hitting each other