You're such a fucking HOG!!!

It looks like you'd life your shirt and it'd flop out with a loud *GALOOP* sound. Maybe a cartoon *BWOING*.

Can Vix be my boss 💦

Well hey! You made it through without being reality shifted! You really should've bought a whole aisle though. You're totally taking up your neighbours seat, and I don't think the food cart's making it passed your blubber spilling into the walkway...

Last I saw you LOOKED fatter! Inspirationally so! Fucking huge and gorgeous!

You're closer to the meatballs than the spaghetti

Oh now that's just cruel... Depriving you of your destiny...

What direction was it going before it flopped?

I was already Australian! And fat I guess. Wait was I also croc too?

It's been so long big bro!

Mm I wonder how good turkey foie gras would be... Only one way to find out!

You have IMMENSE power within you. You just need to give in to your depravity. It feels goooood

One day. Some day. While I'm still alive. I'll read homestuck.

My queen. Though I loved when each event started getting its own song from different artists

That's because dragalia was peak
...
I will never get over it.