Sounds like someone's Subaru check bounced. You'd think they'd check that kind of thing before giving someone a new car.

My promotions tab (I signed up for none of these things):

Someone just bought a Subaru and used my e-mail address when signing up for mysubaru.com. Now I can remotely track their vehicle location as well as lock and unlock their doors. Wild!

I'm choosing to imagine Joyce Cohen smiling and thinking of @stephenjacobsmith.com as she included this small detail about elevators in a story about a hold out tenant in the NYTimes.

Judgement Day.

Except, instead of the machines launching nuclear missiles, they subtlety sabotage all human interactions because people have turned over all decision making in their personal lives to sentient chatbots.

4/ The GOP, and America, will be far better off without him. Good riddance.

TIL that a bunch of the lyrics in Weapon of Choice are about Dune. Who knew?

Walk without rhythm, and it won’t attract the worm.