Harris
@harrisvt.bsky.social
Braves, Hokies. Enjoyer of traveling and whiskey. Be cool and keep a low profile.
Any chance you can force Edmonton to trade Connor McDavid to the Capitals? @China
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Any chance you can force Edmonton to trade Connor McDavid to the Capitals? @China
The fact that the name Breezy Johnson was available for a skier seems like an oversight on the part of the pornography industry
February 8, 2026 at 3:41 PM
The fact that the name Breezy Johnson was available for a skier seems like an oversight on the part of the pornography industry
When the SEC has gone 3 seasons without a Natty
January 25, 2026 at 1:25 AM
When the SEC has gone 3 seasons without a Natty
I need an algorithm that tells me the optimal time to turn off a Virginia Tech basketball game based on time and score. Up 7 with 90 seconds left sounds like a good time.
January 22, 2026 at 4:04 AM
I need an algorithm that tells me the optimal time to turn off a Virginia Tech basketball game based on time and score. Up 7 with 90 seconds left sounds like a good time.
Wearing out my remote batteries pressing mute on that moron barking at his boss commercial
January 10, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Wearing out my remote batteries pressing mute on that moron barking at his boss commercial
G5 teams are ruining the competitiveness of the playoff
January 1, 2026 at 11:12 PM
G5 teams are ruining the competitiveness of the playoff
Saurez signed a $45m deal to be a setup man
*winking Kathtyn Hahn gif*
*winking Kathtyn Hahn gif*
December 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Saurez signed a $45m deal to be a setup man
*winking Kathtyn Hahn gif*
*winking Kathtyn Hahn gif*
Reposted by Harris
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
December 7, 2025 at 5:46 PM
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
JUST FOUR MORE TEAMS BRO
I SWEAR BRO JUST FOUR MORE, I SWEAR
Ultimately if you don't win your league (or aren't in one) and lose two games, STFU. You had your chances.
December 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ultimately if you don't win your league (or aren't in one) and lose two games, STFU. You had your chances.
There would be less controversy if the committee didn't release weekly in season rankings for the sake of TV debates
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There would be less controversy if the committee didn't release weekly in season rankings for the sake of TV debates
only one way to settle the playoff controversy
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
only one way to settle the playoff controversy
My favorite game ending UVa trick play is still the lateral to a lineman
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
My favorite game ending UVa trick play is still the lateral to a lineman
The Dookies! PTPers! Wham Bam Jam!
December 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The Dookies! PTPers! Wham Bam Jam!
Tom Brady needs these FIFA lottery balls to be deflated a little bit
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Tom Brady needs these FIFA lottery balls to be deflated a little bit
It seems that "your son will go to school one day and Abigail Spanberger will personally cut his balls off" was not a sound campaign message
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It seems that "your son will go to school one day and Abigail Spanberger will personally cut his balls off" was not a sound campaign message
Such a Braves move. The cautious, familiar option. But hey, 90s nostalgia!
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Such a Braves move. The cautious, familiar option. But hey, 90s nostalgia!
Best 3 run World Series home run since Jorge Soler
November 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Best 3 run World Series home run since Jorge Soler
Blake Treinen has increased the Dodgers deficit to 1-6
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Blake Treinen has increased the Dodgers deficit to 1-6
Don't let the shoe distract you from the Ricky Bobby race suit
The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905
October 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Don't let the shoe distract you from the Ricky Bobby race suit
Virginia Tech is known for its great special teams!
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Virginia Tech is known for its great special teams!
Adam Amin likes double plays almost as much as AJP likes bunts
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Adam Amin likes double plays almost as much as AJP likes bunts
This can't be, we're going to fuck up the kneel down, right?
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
This can't be, we're going to fuck up the kneel down, right?
VIRGINIA TECH IS GOING TO WIN A ONE SCORE GAME???
September 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
VIRGINIA TECH IS GOING TO WIN A ONE SCORE GAME???