that's grounds for a divorce and restraining order, honestly. there's a time and a place, and he picked the wrong of both. phew.

he's trying so hard to fish for a compliment.

I think Ms Krista did; evidently maxxing out on the drink of the week and a good solid toke is key to winning at Dirty Minds!!!

his 'background in psychology' means he took Psych 101 in undergrad and now he thinks he can diagnose people over the internet.

you have a few to binge your way through! And, I've added some more transcripts to the site, too.

therapy. he needs therapy so his clear, obvious trauma response doesn't fuck up every single relationship he attempts for the rest of his life.

they can be lonlier. we can do it, I believe in us.

and it performs perfectly 100% of the time. my satisfaction with the device is at an all time high

they're right, my fingers were made specifically for gripping a ballsack nice and tight and pulling sharply downward, about as strongly as it takes to pull plastic wrap off the roll, with a twist at the end. perfect fit.

yeah. the grocery store is such a hot pick up zone. all the choice mens are there, between the cans of green beans and the seasonal display.

he'd date people who'd just barely crossed into the 'legal to date' range... there's an entire porn category for that.

also, half his age? so, old enough to be his daughter.

ew. yeah, for kids that young, 40 is old.

there are so many places in their vaunted bible that do talk about love between partners, first up. next 'gay'? 'lezzo'? what the actual fucking fuck?!