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why is my air purifier manufactured by a company called “leedarson”
Screenshot of details for an Apple Home accessory detail page. It lists the firmware as “1.00.00”, the model as “Air Purifier”, and the manufacturer as “Leedarson”.
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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never openly lust over cava, lest you be found out
Signal message that reads “You have a slop fetish”.
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
harmor.me
me when i refuse to get employed
CAPTCHA Security check: jobsyucky
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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i’ve been unable to stop thinking about this interaction from the day of the kirk shooting
Signal conversation screenshot. Sender: “CHARLIE KIRK SHOT IN THROAT” “A LOT OF BLOOD” Recipient: “I love how normal you are” “OH ITS REAL [SOBBING EMOJI]”
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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my professors make me giggle
[CYBERSECURITY EXAM REVIEW SHEET] 3.1. The packet filter in figure 2 is a positive packet filter • True • False • Yes, this packet filter looks very cheerful today
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
harmor.me
if anybody needs a cheap circumcision hmu
Two black skull-shaped meat shredders next to a box labeled “OTOTO Meat Muncher Meat Shredder.”
November 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
harmor.me
man i give the fuck up
Screenshot of an email listing. Sender: Ableton Webshop Subject: Ableton order confirmation 11901184
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
harmor.me
doing some research for my autism speedrun strat
NBC News headline that reads “Is it safe to take Tylenol or ibuprofen before or after the Covid vaccine?”.
September 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
harmor.me
SO BASICALLY
iOS notification from Proton Mail. The sender is “#heelsabroad”, and the subject line is “McGill University Application Approved!”.
September 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
harmor.me
beautiful women named “enable google play services” are attempting to contact me
Android screenshot displaying a flood of notifications saying “Enable Google Play services” for numerous apps and system functions, with warning icons.
September 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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A photo of Yeonmi Park on the Joe Rogan experience.
August 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
harmor.me
THEY MADE MALK?
Two MALK oat milk listings on Amazon: • Original (28 oz) – $5.49, 4.5 stars • Vanilla (28 oz) – $6.10, 4.4 stars Bart Simpson holds a red-and-white MALK carton labeled “Now with Vitamin R”.
August 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
harmor.me
linux is my wife
An iOS notification from Grindr reads, “Someone: Linux is your wife?” with the timestamp marked as “now” and the sender’s name blacked out.
August 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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just me and my silly lil’ boox palma against the world :3
A BOOX Palma 2 e-reader displaying cute cat and food illustrations rests on a book titled “The Carbon Almanac.”
July 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
harmor.me
still thinking about this graffiti that i saw in montreal
Graffiti reading “OBAMA” on black scaffolding near a street sign for Avenue du Parc.
July 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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if only…
SCREENSHOT: Constitutional requirements for presidential candidates Candidates for president of the United States must meet basic requirements. Learn about the criteria to run for president. The U.S. Constitution states that the president must: • Be a natural-born citizen of the United States • Be at least 35 years old • Have been a resident of the United States for 14 years
July 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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BONGO SUPREMACY
A black dog with a white chest stands outside on a gravel driveway, tail up and alert near a car and plastic bins. The same black dog with a white chest sits on concrete outdoors, looking up with a big open-mouthed smile. An orange cord lies on the ground around it, and a deflated inflatable is partially visible on the left.
July 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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my browsing history is top fucking tier
Screenshot of four Safari tabs on an iPhone: • Wikipedia: An article on “Teledildonics,” describing remote sex via connected sex toys. • Page Six News: A headline about RFK Jr. and Olivia Nuzzi having “incredible” FaceTime sex. • Drugs.com: Information on Krokodil, a dangerous and addictive opioid. • DuckDuckGo: An image of Saddam Hussein smiling in military attire.
July 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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come out the gate swingin
A screenshot from Wikipedia listing tracks produced by The Monsters & Strangerz. The first entry is shown: • Title: “Big Nut Bust” • Year: 2010 • Artist(s): Big Sean • Album: Finally Famous Vol. 3: Big
July 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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ah. yeah
iPhone screenshot of the above post, with an overlay with definitions for “truculent”. They include “defiant” and “eager or quick to argue or fight; aggressively defiant.
July 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
harmor.me
i need a blackberry q10 biblically
A Blackberry Q10 in black.
July 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
harmor.me
sometimes you take a class and it feels like it was made specifically for you

cc: @grapheneos.org
Signal notification on iPad OS with the sender’s name censored. It contains a message summary from a group chat called “COMP 590 Final Project” that reads “Reacted with fire emoji to GrapheneOS documentation.”
June 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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this image is so important to me
A museum display of a Tiktaalik, a kind of prehistoric vertebrate. It is captioned “PLAY TOYS WITH ME” in Impact font.
June 27, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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@niko.antuerp.com pee your pants
glass of orange juice
June 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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i’m going to assume this is a request
A Tesla Cybertruck parked in a compact parking spot.
June 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM