Harlan 💙 Dad
@harlanfh.bsky.social
📍Chicago
Caring, kind, gentle dad vibes to good boys. All are welcome here. Face and DMs open on JFF and OF—for less than a cup of ☕️!
Hit the link👇🏼for more!🤑🌹💎
https://linktr.ee/harlanfh
Caring, kind, gentle dad vibes to good boys. All are welcome here. Face and DMs open on JFF and OF—for less than a cup of ☕️!
Hit the link👇🏼for more!🤑🌹💎
https://linktr.ee/harlanfh
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Would like to take a moment to explicitly clarify that I am community Dad to queer people and not into dad/son roleplay or other incestuous/rapey scenarios. No, no. Miss me with that. 💙
Just found out @gentlegrngiant.bsky.social is older than me, too.
A week from tomorrow I’ll be 30 and honestly I’m so fucking excited
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Just found out @gentlegrngiant.bsky.social is older than me, too.
Happy #FlexFriday!
Imagine these muscle arms slowly wrapping around your waist while I kiss your neck and press up behind you and whisper in your ear:
“Hi sweet boy. That’s not how we load the dishwasher.”
Imagine these muscle arms slowly wrapping around your waist while I kiss your neck and press up behind you and whisper in your ear:
“Hi sweet boy. That’s not how we load the dishwasher.”
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Happy #FlexFriday!
Imagine these muscle arms slowly wrapping around your waist while I kiss your neck and press up behind you and whisper in your ear:
“Hi sweet boy. That’s not how we load the dishwasher.”
Imagine these muscle arms slowly wrapping around your waist while I kiss your neck and press up behind you and whisper in your ear:
“Hi sweet boy. That’s not how we load the dishwasher.”
Good news, Johnathan Bailey is younger than me, so I can still be his daddy (if he were interested).
I really think some of my followers would spontaneously combust if they found out that Channing Tatum is older than me. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, too.
Henry Cavill…
Andrew Garfield…
Chris Pratt…
Jason Mamoa…
This makes me LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Henry Cavill…
Andrew Garfield…
Chris Pratt…
Jason Mamoa…
This makes me LOL 🤣🤣🤣
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Good news, Johnathan Bailey is younger than me, so I can still be his daddy (if he were interested).
I really think some of my followers would spontaneously combust if they found out that Channing Tatum is older than me. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, too.
Henry Cavill…
Andrew Garfield…
Chris Pratt…
Jason Mamoa…
This makes me LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Henry Cavill…
Andrew Garfield…
Chris Pratt…
Jason Mamoa…
This makes me LOL 🤣🤣🤣
November 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I really think some of my followers would spontaneously combust if they found out that Channing Tatum is older than me. Joseph Gordon-Levitt, too.
Henry Cavill…
Andrew Garfield…
Chris Pratt…
Jason Mamoa…
This makes me LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Henry Cavill…
Andrew Garfield…
Chris Pratt…
Jason Mamoa…
This makes me LOL 🤣🤣🤣
Gay boy at the gym practicing his dance routine in the aerobic room while everyone walks by and looks:
You have the courage and confidence I have never had. Icon.
You have the courage and confidence I have never had. Icon.
November 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Gay boy at the gym practicing his dance routine in the aerobic room while everyone walks by and looks:
You have the courage and confidence I have never had. Icon.
You have the courage and confidence I have never had. Icon.
Trying to upload to JFF today, but everything’s in the cloud. 😤🤬
November 5, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Trying to upload to JFF today, but everything’s in the cloud. 😤🤬
Grindr:
Him: want to meet tonight?
Me: Thanks but I’m winding down for the night and already in isolation mode.
Him: Guess that’s why you’re on Grindr then?
Oh, yes. Your passive aggressive response now makes me change my mind and want to hang out with you. 🙄 *immediate block*
Him: want to meet tonight?
Me: Thanks but I’m winding down for the night and already in isolation mode.
Him: Guess that’s why you’re on Grindr then?
Oh, yes. Your passive aggressive response now makes me change my mind and want to hang out with you. 🙄 *immediate block*
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Grindr:
Him: want to meet tonight?
Me: Thanks but I’m winding down for the night and already in isolation mode.
Him: Guess that’s why you’re on Grindr then?
Oh, yes. Your passive aggressive response now makes me change my mind and want to hang out with you. 🙄 *immediate block*
Him: want to meet tonight?
Me: Thanks but I’m winding down for the night and already in isolation mode.
Him: Guess that’s why you’re on Grindr then?
Oh, yes. Your passive aggressive response now makes me change my mind and want to hang out with you. 🙄 *immediate block*
Fell asleep immediately.
October 31, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Fell asleep immediately.
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
October 29, 2025 at 1:37 PM
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
Big Dad in a tiny bathroom.
October 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Big Dad in a tiny bathroom.
Monday morning soak with NPR and a cum-friendly smoothie.
Headed to San Jose, CA. Who wants a taste?
(Like, actually SJ. Not SF, Oakland, Sacramento, etc.)
Headed to San Jose, CA. Who wants a taste?
(Like, actually SJ. Not SF, Oakland, Sacramento, etc.)
October 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Monday morning soak with NPR and a cum-friendly smoothie.
Headed to San Jose, CA. Who wants a taste?
(Like, actually SJ. Not SF, Oakland, Sacramento, etc.)
Headed to San Jose, CA. Who wants a taste?
(Like, actually SJ. Not SF, Oakland, Sacramento, etc.)
Drippy sticky cummy tummy.
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Drippy sticky cummy tummy.
Block every transphobic, toxic masculinity, internalized homophobia, sexist, racist, “hot take” rage bait bigot you come across.
Replying and quote tweeting just promotes their exposure. 🌈💖☮️
Replying and quote tweeting just promotes their exposure. 🌈💖☮️
October 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Block every transphobic, toxic masculinity, internalized homophobia, sexist, racist, “hot take” rage bait bigot you come across.
Replying and quote tweeting just promotes their exposure. 🌈💖☮️
Replying and quote tweeting just promotes their exposure. 🌈💖☮️
My fat cock is tired today, so you get a Flex Friday instead.
October 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My fat cock is tired today, so you get a Flex Friday instead.
About to be all up and over and in and on this man. 🥵🥵🥵
October 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
About to be all up and over and in and on this man. 🥵🥵🥵
Filming with @instamademedoit.bsky.social in a few hours, so giving my penis a spa day. Complete with pineapple and strawberry smoothie. 👅😈
October 23, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Filming with @instamademedoit.bsky.social in a few hours, so giving my penis a spa day. Complete with pineapple and strawberry smoothie. 👅😈
I went to the gym in the morning. So weird.
October 22, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I went to the gym in the morning. So weird.
As someone who holds a degree from the premiere linguistics research department in the world AND as someone who taught high school English, I give absolutely ZERO fucks if you use they/them pronouns singularly.
I do, however, give a LOT of fucks if you don’t use someone’s pronouns. 🖕🖕🖕
I do, however, give a LOT of fucks if you don’t use someone’s pronouns. 🖕🖕🖕
October 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
As someone who holds a degree from the premiere linguistics research department in the world AND as someone who taught high school English, I give absolutely ZERO fucks if you use they/them pronouns singularly.
I do, however, give a LOT of fucks if you don’t use someone’s pronouns. 🖕🖕🖕
I do, however, give a LOT of fucks if you don’t use someone’s pronouns. 🖕🖕🖕
In the spring, @bangbangaim.bsky.social reached out that he and his hubby would be in Chicago. Lucky me! They are two for the sweetest men and we had an awesome time blowing our loads together.
See my first recorded threeway, face, and cumshots at OnlyFans.com/daddyharlan for only $5.87/mo! ☕️
See my first recorded threeway, face, and cumshots at OnlyFans.com/daddyharlan for only $5.87/mo! ☕️
October 20, 2025 at 7:14 AM
In the spring, @bangbangaim.bsky.social reached out that he and his hubby would be in Chicago. Lucky me! They are two for the sweetest men and we had an awesome time blowing our loads together.
See my first recorded threeway, face, and cumshots at OnlyFans.com/daddyharlan for only $5.87/mo! ☕️
See my first recorded threeway, face, and cumshots at OnlyFans.com/daddyharlan for only $5.87/mo! ☕️
I dunno… I feel like me pushing a load out of my hole is worth something.
Let the bidding begin?
Let the bidding begin?
October 19, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I dunno… I feel like me pushing a load out of my hole is worth something.
Let the bidding begin?
Let the bidding begin?
Can never get naked fast enough.
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Can never get naked fast enough.
This does not absolve me of daddy vibes, though. Guilty as charged.
Would like to take a moment to explicitly clarify that I am community Dad to queer people and not into dad/son roleplay or other incestuous/rapey scenarios. No, no. Miss me with that. 💙
October 18, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This does not absolve me of daddy vibes, though. Guilty as charged.
Would like to take a moment to explicitly clarify that I am community Dad to queer people and not into dad/son roleplay or other incestuous/rapey scenarios. No, no. Miss me with that. 💙
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Would like to take a moment to explicitly clarify that I am community Dad to queer people and not into dad/son roleplay or other incestuous/rapey scenarios. No, no. Miss me with that. 💙