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The world’s most gothic city worker android
It would have been mum’s 72nd birthday today, and in celebration of her life and her talent I had one of her poems drawn up by a calligrapher.
She would have loved it…
She would have loved it…
November 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It would have been mum’s 72nd birthday today, and in celebration of her life and her talent I had one of her poems drawn up by a calligrapher.
She would have loved it…
She would have loved it…
I’ve continued my taste trial of veggie alternatives. Tonight I had palak koftas in masala sauce with steamed rice. It wasn’t AWFUL but I just got so bored after one dumpling I gave up eating.
The good news… I bought an onion bhaji for a poached egg brunch bap tomoz.
The good news… I bought an onion bhaji for a poached egg brunch bap tomoz.
November 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’ve continued my taste trial of veggie alternatives. Tonight I had palak koftas in masala sauce with steamed rice. It wasn’t AWFUL but I just got so bored after one dumpling I gave up eating.
The good news… I bought an onion bhaji for a poached egg brunch bap tomoz.
The good news… I bought an onion bhaji for a poached egg brunch bap tomoz.
Made a gluten free pizza and I neither photographed nor finished it…
a man wearing headphones is making a funny face while standing in a dark room .
ALT: a man wearing headphones is making a funny face while standing in a dark room .
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November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Made a gluten free pizza and I neither photographed nor finished it…
Being on the list is no proof of guilt of course. But it is curious how few women are on it, if t’wer completely innocuous…
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Being on the list is no proof of guilt of course. But it is curious how few women are on it, if t’wer completely innocuous…
My veggie cottage pie before the potato thatch goes on!
November 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My veggie cottage pie before the potato thatch goes on!
Meet Kevin… the new yard puppy. He wiggles around at hypersonic speeds so he’s impossible to photograph!
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Meet Kevin… the new yard puppy. He wiggles around at hypersonic speeds so he’s impossible to photograph!
Fucking FIREWORKS! At 2.30am!!! I’m going to need another 6ft hole.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Fucking FIREWORKS! At 2.30am!!! I’m going to need another 6ft hole.
I’m not a vegetarian but 80% of my food is (or vegan). Having said that I just ordered a slow reared, woodland turkey for Christmas and the £120 isn’t paying enough silver to assuage my guilt.
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’m not a vegetarian but 80% of my food is (or vegan). Having said that I just ordered a slow reared, woodland turkey for Christmas and the £120 isn’t paying enough silver to assuage my guilt.
The future has its eyes on us. GN.
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The future has its eyes on us. GN.
Hump day telly with my old girl.
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hump day telly with my old girl.
Old men shouldn’t be allowed to stay in power. As their testosterone dwindles it makes them dangerous. Trumpton & Poutine should have their keys snatched by a matronly woman who sits them firmly in a wingback with a sherry to shout at the telly. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Russian spy ship pointed lasers at RAF pilots tracking it, says UK
John Healey says he has updated the Navy's rules for tracking the vessel after the
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November 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Old men shouldn’t be allowed to stay in power. As their testosterone dwindles it makes them dangerous. Trumpton & Poutine should have their keys snatched by a matronly woman who sits them firmly in a wingback with a sherry to shout at the telly. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
‘Dracula’ narrated in Transylvanian. You’re welcome. GN.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
‘Dracula’ narrated in Transylvanian. You’re welcome. GN.
At the end of this month it’s mum’s birthday. The first since we lost her. Followed by the first Christmas without her. I can feel my grief jar filling up again…
I’ve have some lovely things planned to help mark these milestones. But the sad is powerful.
I’ve have some lovely things planned to help mark these milestones. But the sad is powerful.
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 PM
At the end of this month it’s mum’s birthday. The first since we lost her. Followed by the first Christmas without her. I can feel my grief jar filling up again…
I’ve have some lovely things planned to help mark these milestones. But the sad is powerful.
I’ve have some lovely things planned to help mark these milestones. But the sad is powerful.
After a long cold ride on an empty stomach, I deserved my poached egg and onion bhaji bap for lunch.
November 16, 2025 at 1:16 PM
After a long cold ride on an empty stomach, I deserved my poached egg and onion bhaji bap for lunch.
We went on an adventure today through uncharted (by us) marsh lands. We saw birds of prey, two deer herds, pheasants, heron… and a stallion called Pink Nose who Lewis was keen to show off in front of.
November 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
We went on an adventure today through uncharted (by us) marsh lands. We saw birds of prey, two deer herds, pheasants, heron… and a stallion called Pink Nose who Lewis was keen to show off in front of.
Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire… GN
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire… GN
I wasn’t sweaty! I was DEWY! And you can’t see the earrings I was trying to show… golden chickens.
This also shows my stacked #bumboo toilet rolls. Which I always see as a sign of love and care in one’s home. Anyone using the bog is reassured they won’t be left bereft!
This also shows my stacked #bumboo toilet rolls. Which I always see as a sign of love and care in one’s home. Anyone using the bog is reassured they won’t be left bereft!
November 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I wasn’t sweaty! I was DEWY! And you can’t see the earrings I was trying to show… golden chickens.
This also shows my stacked #bumboo toilet rolls. Which I always see as a sign of love and care in one’s home. Anyone using the bog is reassured they won’t be left bereft!
This also shows my stacked #bumboo toilet rolls. Which I always see as a sign of love and care in one’s home. Anyone using the bog is reassured they won’t be left bereft!
I’ve been listening to Virginia Giuffre’s book. I generally manage two chapters before it’s too much and I need a break.
I want these fucking men to have to face themselves in the mirror…preferably in a tiny cell surrounded by inmates with daughters they love.
I want these fucking men to have to face themselves in the mirror…preferably in a tiny cell surrounded by inmates with daughters they love.
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’ve been listening to Virginia Giuffre’s book. I generally manage two chapters before it’s too much and I need a break.
I want these fucking men to have to face themselves in the mirror…preferably in a tiny cell surrounded by inmates with daughters they love.
I want these fucking men to have to face themselves in the mirror…preferably in a tiny cell surrounded by inmates with daughters they love.
Not one of you so-called friends gave me the 24hr post beetroot reminder. Not one!
I bought myself a macerating juicer to make the most of the allotment veg. This is beetroot, carrot, apple and ginger juice (with a squidge of lemon juice). Great for your blood and immunity, and it tastes SO good. Don’t ask me for quantities… I just shoved them in.
November 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Not one of you so-called friends gave me the 24hr post beetroot reminder. Not one!
I bought myself a macerating juicer to make the most of the allotment veg. This is beetroot, carrot, apple and ginger juice (with a squidge of lemon juice). Great for your blood and immunity, and it tastes SO good. Don’t ask me for quantities… I just shoved them in.
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I bought myself a macerating juicer to make the most of the allotment veg. This is beetroot, carrot, apple and ginger juice (with a squidge of lemon juice). Great for your blood and immunity, and it tastes SO good. Don’t ask me for quantities… I just shoved them in.
Today’s adventure involved me making a fool out of a c*nt in a black BMW. I was driving to the yard when he pulled right up my arse driving through a 20mph zone… he accelerated aggressively past me and the car in front of me. I slammed my horn as he laughed driving past…
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Today’s adventure involved me making a fool out of a c*nt in a black BMW. I was driving to the yard when he pulled right up my arse driving through a 20mph zone… he accelerated aggressively past me and the car in front of me. I slammed my horn as he laughed driving past…
Brownie with crunchy daim bar shards… these best one yet. #wizardofthesquarepan
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Brownie with crunchy daim bar shards… these best one yet. #wizardofthesquarepan