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hardhatjac.bsky.social
Jacaré 🔜 ANE
@hardhatjac.bsky.social
37/♂ - Scaly green handyman Masshole, coffee fiend, and Hrothgar of Light in Final Fantasy XIV Online.

Boyfriend of @greydenfluffyfuzzy.bsky.social & appreciator of butts, diapers, and butts in diapers.

🔞 (18+ followers only! NSFW/ABDL content!)
Yooooooo~ das hot. 🤩
December 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's no secret I love the Super Pixel Pals by @gopretendagain.bsky.social, and you know I gotta represent my gadgeteer wiggle-butt bandit boy, Ira! 💙

A fun-tastic YCH grabbed from @marzipankitty.bsky.social - Thank you again for this! 🎶
#ABDL
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Have I ever mentioned how much I hate old-school lath and horsehair plaster construction when it comes to renovations?

What should have been a quick light fixture swap-out in my own bedroom has turned into "dust on every nearby surface." 😵
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I have two closets in my bedroom. One is narrower in square footage than the other and is primarily used for misc. storage, but it would be prime real estate to transform into storage for my ABDL paraphernalia.

Though I don't live alone, I *could* get away with a basic lock on the door too. Hmm. 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Something courtesy of @llydaw.bsky.social... 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
While I'm not a fan of the granny panty waistband, there is a certain training pants charm to these Detective Marty Step-Ins from Tykables... And they sog up pretty nicely, too. 🥴💦
#ABDL
November 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Umm, Flatman? What are you-

"Shh. She's nice and warm."
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hey, look! I'm in this one! 😶‍🌫️
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I just realized: it's been a hot minute since I've done a #BDF. And it's a Friday. Soooo...

Merry #BDF ya soggy animals~! 💦
#ABDL
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Doing a double thing! Last week (post-Furpocalypse) and last month (post-BFC) 👀🎶
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Relaxation station~
*Happy gaytor laser noises* 🐊✨️
#ABDL
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
What sayeth you, follower frens?
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A bit of morning Fridge Scrabble.

Also, insert "everything reminds me of him" joke here. 😗
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Unbothered, coffe-rized, in our lane, focused, flourishing.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Hydrated. Barney-fied. In is element.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Caution: Gaytor at work!

My first Tykables Little Builder, and I finally went potty in it! 😍
*Excited baby gator laser noises*
#ABDL
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Yes, those are indeed V1 Tykables Little Builders! Got them + extra diapers in an exchange of some of my extra ABDL clothes & Little Troubles cards with a pal who visited Furpocalypse for their first time this weekend!

Only eight of 'em, so I will be wearing 'em on special occasions. 🛠🍼
#ABDL
November 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
What if we kissed in the Dunkin'-colored porta-potty?
October 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling

"The fug you lookin' at? Read the shirt."
#ABDL
October 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
And thus, the Exabyte (Savage) raid continues. 😵‍💫
#ABDL
October 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
30. Majora's Mask. No question.
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Uh-oh, looks like I needed a bib during a Diapers After Dark hangout tonight. Stained my new onesie like a clumsy hatchie. 🫣

...wait, Flatman, no- don't you dare-

*cartoon chomping sounds*
#ABDL
October 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
19. Mass Effect's got a lot of amazing space-age locales.
October 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
15. Bakool Ja Ja jumpscare!
October 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM