hardcoors.bsky.social
@hardcoors.bsky.social
I believe in balance; I do everything to excess equally. I talk too much for someone who hates talking. Also, I’m not schizophrenic, I’m just listening to my friends who live in my phone. Unapologetically Dem.
April 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
FREE CAIN VELASQUEZ
March 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
The Facebook emoji’s are the exact reaction to Metallica’s albums:
March 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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March 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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TODAY…
February 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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February 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
“In the overall grand history of Metallica, Dave Mustaine didn’t really matter all that much.”
February 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Not to brag, but I somehow got so lucky that out of all the millions of pigs on the planet I happened to end up with the greatest one to ever live ever. And that’s the truth, Ruth.😜😘
February 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Fixed it!
February 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Me, leaving the grocery checkout the first time I got to shop without checking my balance first:
February 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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25 years ago I was quite literally ‘the hot chick backstage’ at shows. I now have a favorite pair of socks.
February 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The amount of times I say this to myself every day and then mutter “shut the fuck up, Buddha” and carry on with my hateful nonsense……
February 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
February 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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HOLY SHIT, the Philadelphia Eagles decided to REJECT the invitation to the White House, so I guess I'm an Eagles fan now.

FLY, EAGLES FLY! 🦅💪
February 24, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I posted a naughty about the Muskrat on Twatter and got grounded. Knew to screenshot it before posting. Had a feeling it was gonna be the final nail in my coffin. (Btw, in this scenario it’s a KISS coffin and people are physically collapsing over their loss of me. Idk, idc. 🤣)
February 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
@chompy-jr.bsky.social goddamn it David!?
February 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
It feels like a new school notebook over here!

“I promise to behave all year and do all my homework.”(3wks into the school year: “just let me pass, I’ll do better next year”)
November 16, 2024 at 2:48 AM
@amandasoprano.bsky.social we have to stop sneaking around like this, I’m a respectable southern gal…..,😜
November 16, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Hello fellow
expats! My maiden flight! What’re posts called over here?
November 15, 2024 at 9:39 PM