Happy Pantry
@happypantry.bsky.social
Isaac and Tracey Marzioli are the husband/wife team behind the creation of Happy Pantry. Www.happy-pantry.com
Why were people in the 80s trying to steal eggso? They're fairly affordable to acquire legally.
January 19, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Why were people in the 80s trying to steal eggso? They're fairly affordable to acquire legally.
It has come to our attention that we're actually not allowed to take over another business, no matter what unfounded accusations we hurl in their direction. Even if we got there early, broke in, barred the door and declared ourselves the winners in a public social media post.
January 7, 2026 at 5:21 PM
It has come to our attention that we're actually not allowed to take over another business, no matter what unfounded accusations we hurl in their direction. Even if we got there early, broke in, barred the door and declared ourselves the winners in a public social media post.
They were probably selling day old bread, probably.
January 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
They were probably selling day old bread, probably.
We have taken the bakery next door and will be selling their bread at market value. That money will be in an account we control. This is in order to enrich that bakeries employees. And we might as well confiscate any delivery trucks as well.
January 7, 2026 at 5:12 PM
We have taken the bakery next door and will be selling their bread at market value. That money will be in an account we control. This is in order to enrich that bakeries employees. And we might as well confiscate any delivery trucks as well.
Happy birthday to everyone who has a birthday today. If you don't, then come back and read this on your day. But only the first sentence.
January 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Happy birthday to everyone who has a birthday today. If you don't, then come back and read this on your day. But only the first sentence.
Oh. It's probably not a good time to take a nap if you're a guard or just put a souffle in the oven...
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Oh. It's probably not a good time to take a nap if you're a guard or just put a souffle in the oven...
It's always a good time to take a nap.
January 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
It's always a good time to take a nap.
Seems too soon, but already taking down the Christmas decorations. Will miss these hand painted ornaments.
January 5, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Seems too soon, but already taking down the Christmas decorations. Will miss these hand painted ornaments.
How did avatar make over a billion dollars? I could barely make it through the first one, and couldn't bring myself to waste time watching any more. But yet someone is going. And multiple times. For those hacky movies....
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
How did avatar make over a billion dollars? I could barely make it through the first one, and couldn't bring myself to waste time watching any more. But yet someone is going. And multiple times. For those hacky movies....
Here are some spoilers for the last season of stranger things. Eleven finally turns 12. That guy with the teeth turns out to be in his mid 20s and is arrested. The monsters in the upside down get famous for their pineapple cake. That's all I got for now....
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Here are some spoilers for the last season of stranger things. Eleven finally turns 12. That guy with the teeth turns out to be in his mid 20s and is arrested. The monsters in the upside down get famous for their pineapple cake. That's all I got for now....
Happy Christmas to those that celebrate! And happy Thursday to those that don't.
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Happy Christmas to those that celebrate! And happy Thursday to those that don't.
Oh, forgot to say we're closed for the holidays. If you were going to get one of our cupcakes, you can still order one but you'll get to enjoy it in the new year.
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Oh, forgot to say we're closed for the holidays. If you were going to get one of our cupcakes, you can still order one but you'll get to enjoy it in the new year.
I had forgotten about this - the WonderGround Gallery in Downtown Disney invited us to appear for an artist spotlight to show off our brand Happy Pantry back in 2016. It would be one of our last shows, but it was so much fun and quite an honor.
December 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I had forgotten about this - the WonderGround Gallery in Downtown Disney invited us to appear for an artist spotlight to show off our brand Happy Pantry back in 2016. It would be one of our last shows, but it was so much fun and quite an honor.
For a limited time we're offering our $10 cupcake plushes for $67. You'll be the hit of the school yard when you tell everyone how you overpaid for the sake of that 'joke'
December 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
For a limited time we're offering our $10 cupcake plushes for $67. You'll be the hit of the school yard when you tell everyone how you overpaid for the sake of that 'joke'
Southwest just announced they're doing a $67 faire to play off that meme. Seems like a great idea since all those little kids who book their own travel will change their plans in appreciation of that 'joke'
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Southwest just announced they're doing a $67 faire to play off that meme. Seems like a great idea since all those little kids who book their own travel will change their plans in appreciation of that 'joke'
We had a white elephant gift exchange at work. These are the Christmas ornaments I painted for it. I decorated the box for them as well.
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
We had a white elephant gift exchange at work. These are the Christmas ornaments I painted for it. I decorated the box for them as well.
In a white elephant gift exchange, shouldn't the person who procures the white elephant win? Instead it's all gift cards and booze. And the winners are the ones who were smart enough to skip it.
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In a white elephant gift exchange, shouldn't the person who procures the white elephant win? Instead it's all gift cards and booze. And the winners are the ones who were smart enough to skip it.
Nobel should start giving out soccer trophies...
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Nobel should start giving out soccer trophies...
Everyone who orders a cupcake plush will also receive a peace prize. Please note, peace prize is implied, and not tangible.
December 8, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Everyone who orders a cupcake plush will also receive a peace prize. Please note, peace prize is implied, and not tangible.
Why has no one made an action comedy called, "Santa Claws vs Rude Dolph" where Kris Kringle faced off against an iconic 80s action star but they have to work out their differences to save Christmas....
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Why has no one made an action comedy called, "Santa Claws vs Rude Dolph" where Kris Kringle faced off against an iconic 80s action star but they have to work out their differences to save Christmas....
How long did they bake that pie if all the black birds were still alive. I guess you would 'open' the pie rather than stab it with a fork or cut it vigorously if you wanted them birds to sing and not freak out. Did anyone ask for some pie when the birds cleared out? Is that even sanitary?
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
How long did they bake that pie if all the black birds were still alive. I guess you would 'open' the pie rather than stab it with a fork or cut it vigorously if you wanted them birds to sing and not freak out. Did anyone ask for some pie when the birds cleared out? Is that even sanitary?
Why is Magic the Gathering retiring from congress? I didn't vote for that....
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Why is Magic the Gathering retiring from congress? I didn't vote for that....
We should do Bertie Botts every flavor beans..... but as cupcakes! Who wouldn't want a whole cupcake that tastes like boogers or dirty bandages or spoiled milk... on second thought, maybe we should just clean out the fridge already. That smell gives us some weird ideas...
November 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
We should do Bertie Botts every flavor beans..... but as cupcakes! Who wouldn't want a whole cupcake that tastes like boogers or dirty bandages or spoiled milk... on second thought, maybe we should just clean out the fridge already. That smell gives us some weird ideas...
If Link doesn't say, "well excuse me, princess!" At least once in the new movie.... should it have even been made at all?
November 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If Link doesn't say, "well excuse me, princess!" At least once in the new movie.... should it have even been made at all?
We suggest that if you purchased one of those cupcakes that kid stuck his thumb in to just eat around it. We've been informed by his mother that he frequently washes his hands.
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We suggest that if you purchased one of those cupcakes that kid stuck his thumb in to just eat around it. We've been informed by his mother that he frequently washes his hands.