Happy Miser
@happymiser.bsky.social
Retired. Don’t like mornings or broccoli. All in on bourbon.
Trump said tonight he would release the results of his scan. As with every other utterance from his pie hole, it’s a lie. Next he’ll say he can’t release it because his sanity is being audited.
December 1, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Trump said tonight he would release the results of his scan. As with every other utterance from his pie hole, it’s a lie. Next he’ll say he can’t release it because his sanity is being audited.
Republican DNA apparently contains a pedophilia gene.
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Republican DNA apparently contains a pedophilia gene.
He’s gotta be lit.
December 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
He’s gotta be lit.
Sounds like Hegseth might be walkin the plank soon. Trump may be distancing himself from whiskey Pete.
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Sounds like Hegseth might be walkin the plank soon. Trump may be distancing himself from whiskey Pete.
Rate cuts tend to fuel inflation. Increased consumer spending and positive earning outlooks by companies are not indicative of a weakening economy, but an accelerated one where retailers tend to raise prices. Simply, the perfect argument against a rate cut.
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Rate cuts tend to fuel inflation. Increased consumer spending and positive earning outlooks by companies are not indicative of a weakening economy, but an accelerated one where retailers tend to raise prices. Simply, the perfect argument against a rate cut.
If spending was so great and the consumer is so healthy, tell me again why we need a rate cut. Spending was up because things cost more, not because people bought more stuff.
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If spending was so great and the consumer is so healthy, tell me again why we need a rate cut. Spending was up because things cost more, not because people bought more stuff.
Markwayne just jealous he couldn’t be the murdering bastard instead of Hegseth.
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Markwayne just jealous he couldn’t be the murdering bastard instead of Hegseth.
DHS Botox Barbie is dumber than a sack of rocks. I’m ok with her having a horse or Corey between her legs most of the time if she would just shut the fuck up!
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
DHS Botox Barbie is dumber than a sack of rocks. I’m ok with her having a horse or Corey between her legs most of the time if she would just shut the fuck up!
Republicans are ok with blowing up boats off Venezuela for a few, supposed pounds of drugs, yet they are totally fine with Trump pardoning a man who funneled tons of drugs into the US that undoubtedly killed tens of thousands. Republicans are vile, drug dealer, child molester protecting hypocrites.
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Republicans are ok with blowing up boats off Venezuela for a few, supposed pounds of drugs, yet they are totally fine with Trump pardoning a man who funneled tons of drugs into the US that undoubtedly killed tens of thousands. Republicans are vile, drug dealer, child molester protecting hypocrites.
Another day of waking up and not hearing breaking news. Christ, when will our national nightmare end?
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Another day of waking up and not hearing breaking news. Christ, when will our national nightmare end?
And she thought continued political blowjobs wouldn’t get her kicked to the curb. Silly girl!
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
And she thought continued political blowjobs wouldn’t get her kicked to the curb. Silly girl!
An institution of higher stupidity and appeasement.
November 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
An institution of higher stupidity and appeasement.
There will be winners and losers in this game. The winners will be the companies who dump AI agents and put human butts back in those call center seats.
November 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
There will be winners and losers in this game. The winners will be the companies who dump AI agents and put human butts back in those call center seats.
Kinda have to agree with Maduro on this one.
November 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Kinda have to agree with Maduro on this one.
So let me see if I have this straight. Hegseth wants to court martial Mark Kelly for stating it’s illegal for troops to murder people like Hegseth just did. Got it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
So let me see if I have this straight. Hegseth wants to court martial Mark Kelly for stating it’s illegal for troops to murder people like Hegseth just did. Got it.
Full blown maniac. None of us are safe!
November 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Full blown maniac. None of us are safe!
Why does Vance always look like he’s one eyeliner refresh away from being in the running for the best looking drag queen at the party.
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Why does Vance always look like he’s one eyeliner refresh away from being in the running for the best looking drag queen at the party.
Investors are diving into risk assets like a bunch of lemmings, while ignoring the crumbling underpinnings of the overall economy. While the canaries in the coal mine are dying, they just keep digging deeper.
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Investors are diving into risk assets like a bunch of lemmings, while ignoring the crumbling underpinnings of the overall economy. While the canaries in the coal mine are dying, they just keep digging deeper.
If I hear one more MSM complain about Trump’s treatment of female reporters, while they continue to attend Oval Office and Leavitt press briefings, my head is going to fucking explode. Weapons grade hypocrisy.
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If I hear one more MSM complain about Trump’s treatment of female reporters, while they continue to attend Oval Office and Leavitt press briefings, my head is going to fucking explode. Weapons grade hypocrisy.
After 6 plus decades on this rock we call earth, Trump voters are straight up, hands down, the dumbest, self absorbed morons I have ever encountered in life.
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
After 6 plus decades on this rock we call earth, Trump voters are straight up, hands down, the dumbest, self absorbed morons I have ever encountered in life.
Maybe we’ll get lucky via an overdose of cholesterol or blood clots.
November 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Maybe we’ll get lucky via an overdose of cholesterol or blood clots.
Attn: six democrats being investigated for your video. Tell them shove their investigation up Hegseth’s ass and he’ll be your first witness at trial.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Attn: six democrats being investigated for your video. Tell them shove their investigation up Hegseth’s ass and he’ll be your first witness at trial.
So tell me again why we’re blowing up boats.
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
So tell me again why we’re blowing up boats.
Fucking cowards. A degree from this outhouse isn’t worth a bucket of shit.
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Fucking cowards. A degree from this outhouse isn’t worth a bucket of shit.