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@happyapocalypse.bsky.social
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Portland OR healthcare worker. Ex-Iowan. Left Anarchist. Discordian. Maker of unfunny comics and drawer of Garfields. You can call me Happy. Not picky about pronouns.
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Conservatives in 2021: “George Orwell was right, Biden asking people to take basic medical precautions is literally Big Brother.”

Conservatives in 2026: “George Orwell was right, you must ignore the evidence of your eyes and ears and believe only Big Brother. Obey or die.”
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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photoshop of Donald “pedo-guy” Trump leaning over to talk to someone, the Epstein files poorly concealed under his obvious combover.
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Found this cleaning up a sketch folder. Unfortunately relevant. #comic #art #bleach
Comic of a guy running with a funnel jabbed in an inflamed arm, pouring bleach over his head into the funnel while shouting “Whoo! Am Never Getting Sick Again!”
August 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Finally watched Predator Killer of Killers and it reinforces my theory that Preds are the middle-aged dentist trophy hunters of the universe. They come with all the latest gear to metaphorically shoot fish in a barrel, then immediately die as soon as their shit breaks and they have to fight fair.
July 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Graffiti in my neighborhood is getting slightly more aggressive.
the back of a street sign in Portland, covered in both printed and handmade sticker graffiti. They say things like “kill billionaires,” “fuck ICE,” and “hunt the rich for sport,” among other things
July 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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New comic. Drafted this out a while ago but decided to finish when it suddenly became timely again. #comic #art #Trump #Epstein #bff
3 Panel Comic Strip- Panel 1: Donald Trump standing at a podium before an audience, where someone is asking “Why has your messaging been so inconsistent about the Epstein client list and videos.” Panel 2: a hazy flashback of Jeffrey Epstein gently embracing Donald, staring at him lovingly while saying “You’ll always be my bestest friend, Donny.” Panel 3: a close up of Donald at the podium, looking vacantly down while a single tear rolls down his cheek, saying “Jeff who? I’ve… never heard of him.”
July 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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First new comic I’ve made in a while. #Garfield #comic #art #cat
A 3 panel comic mimicking the style of the Garfield daily comic strips. Panel 1- Jon Arbuckle shouts “Garfield” while looking alarmed in front of his television. Panel 2- the television screen, showing Nermal looking shellshocked behind prison bars. Jon continues to speak from off-panel: “Why is Nermal in one of Trump’s El Salvadoran concentration camps?!” Panel 3- Garfield walks up, also looking alarmed, and says “In my defense, anything that happened at the border after I mailed him to Abu Dhabi can’t be blamed on me.”
May 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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No Kings, Portland.
Several stickers on the back of a street sign in Portland, OR. Most notably is one of the Time Magazine cover depicting Donny Trump wearing a crown, though this version is altered to appear ripped horizontally, separating Donny’s head and neck, with “NO KINGS” appearing in the gap in a large, bold font.
May 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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How I arrived on Bluesky.
April 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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get yourself a
label on a hospital IV cart reading “TRANS-PAL.”
April 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Portland Winter Lights 2025
Large metal sculpture of a dragon at the Portland Waterfront. Fire is erupting from its open mouth. A large crowd milling around several light sculptures in the plaza at the Portland World Trade Center building. A large crowd at Pioneer Courthouse Square in Portland. A large geodesic dome made of LED panels is partially visible on the left while several smaller light sculptures occupy the Square. In the background the PDX Winter Lights logo is projected onto the side of an office building, while the facade of the high rise next to it is outlined with LED light strings. Bear with me on this one- On a platform in the corner of Pioneer Courthouse Square is a man seated at a piano. Around the periphery of the platform are several scaffolding towers with machines controlled by the piano which emit soap bubbles and large gouts of flame.
February 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Lots of workers on Reddit saying they aren't going anywhere.

"Musk can take his fork and shove it up his own asshole. Not going anywhere."
January 29, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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Elon: “hey everybody, heil Hitler! Look how many Hitlers I can heil!”
Media: “Elons wacky new hand gesture sparks online discourse.”
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Started reading the Dungeon Crawler Carl series a couple weeks ago expecting just a fun brainless adventure story and I’m now rounding on book 7 and was not ready for how complex and gleefully subversive this series became.
January 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Primal Scream #cat
A chubby black cat sitting in a shoebox, photographed mid-yawn so it looks like she’s screaming in rage- fangs bared, eyes wide.
December 25, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Defend. Depose. Lasagna.
#Garfield #luigi #art #depose #comic
Garfield mimicking the pose of Luigi the Adjustor, holding a purple gun referencing the pipe comic and facing away from the camera. A banner of shell casings across the top of the picture reads “deny defend depose.”
December 14, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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Kitten’s first christmas tree. Or tree of any kind, really. #cat
A small brown tabby kitten sniffing a christmas tree sitting on a stand, the tree was just brought home and is still bundled in green & red nylon netting. The kitten seems uncertain what to make of it.
December 12, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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Haven’t done any holiday-themed art in a while so I decided to combine it with my irrational desire to get a cease & desist from Jim Davis’ attorney.
Panel 1: Garfield approaches the dinner table with a large, covered serving tray. Jon looks on eagerly and says “Wow Garfield, I still can’t believe you volunteered to cook Thanksgiving Dinner!” Panel 2: As Garfield sets the covered serving tray on the table Jon looks around, impatient. “Have you seen Nermal? I invited him too, and it’s not like him to be running so late-“ Panel 3: Garfield mugs to the camera as he lifts the lid off the serving tray and reveals a roasted, steaming Nermal. Jon is horrified.
November 21, 2023 at 10:44 AM
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This thing.
The cutest goddamn brown tabby kitten ever.
November 26, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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Originally published 09/30/21. Pipes. I remember especially enjoying making this one. #garfield #comic #art #etc
A 12-panel comic referencing the infamous 80’s Garfield comic where Jon catches Garfield smoking his pipe. The first two panels are Jon relaxing, reading a newspaper. He turns to camera and asks “No where could my pipe be?” The subsequent panels are a succession of 80’s and 90’s weekly newspaper comics characters smoking Jon’s pipe. In order they are: Nermal from Garfield, Odie from Garfield, Wade from U.S. Acres, Heathcliff from Heathcliff (notably wearing a helmet that reads “pipe”), Grimmy from Mother Goose & Grimm, the stuffed animal version of Hobbes from Calvin & Hobbes, Otto from Beetle Bailey, Bill from Bloom County as well as Outland and Opus, Ratbert from Dilbert, and finally Garfield, in the same pose as the original comic.
November 22, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Originally published 09/27/20. The Race Horse. This one is just an illustrated direct quote. #comic #art #etc
3-panel comic. 1- Normal Human President stands before an audience. “YOU HAVE GOOD GENES, YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT? A LOT OF IT IS ABOUT THE GENES, ISN'T IT? DON'T YOU BELIEVE ?” 2-Camera pulls in slightly closer as the Normal Human President continues. “THE RACEHORSE THEORY. YOU THINK WE'RE SO DIFFERENT? GOOD GENES RUN IN MY FAMILY. GOOD GENES.” 3-Close-up of Normal Human President’s head, which looks like a rotting pumpkin slumping on his body. “THE. BEST. GENES.”
November 19, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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More #stickers. #Cat for scale. #chupacabra believes in you. #art #etc.
Looking down at a wood-patterned desk bearing a pile of round stickers with a smiling green chupacabra head in the center and “Chupacabra believes in you!” around the border. Black cat paws are intruding upon the photo because god forbid Sammy goes than a few seconds without being the center of your attention.
November 17, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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Sources say Bigfoot died in the 1980 Mt. St. Helen eruption.
November 15, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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Originally published 06/18/21. Garfcliff #heathcliff #garfield #comic #art #etc
A 4-panel comic titled “Garfcliff.” 1- Heathcliff from the comic strip “Heathcliff” is staring out from the window of his house, facing the camera 2-close-up of Heathcliff’s face. He looks annoyed. 3- Close-up on the face of Garfield from the comic strip “Garfield,” looking out of the corner of his eyes towards the camera while smoking the pipe he famously smoked in an early 80’s comic strip. 4- Pull back to reveal Garfield sitting on the window of his house, now staring nonchalantly into the distance while smoking his pipe, unconcerned by Heathcliff.
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 AM