Hammy Ding Dong
@hanofthesandwich.bsky.social
horrible large eyed cave creature
she/they/Boy Howdy
she/they/Boy Howdy
There are the tiniest buds of chanterelle mushrooms in my yard and I'm frothing at the mouth to pick them but they don't seem to be getting any bigger as I've been watching them over the last few days aaaaaa
May 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
There are the tiniest buds of chanterelle mushrooms in my yard and I'm frothing at the mouth to pick them but they don't seem to be getting any bigger as I've been watching them over the last few days aaaaaa
Maybe it's just because I've been looking at it a lot lately as I've been mercilessly removing it from my yard (a hatchet was involved), but poison ivy is a really beautiful plant and I wish it didn't give me a rash so I could keep it around
May 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Maybe it's just because I've been looking at it a lot lately as I've been mercilessly removing it from my yard (a hatchet was involved), but poison ivy is a really beautiful plant and I wish it didn't give me a rash so I could keep it around
Even though there's a whole ass show with a decent soundtrack, I can't help but immediately hear Blind Guardian's "Wheel of Time" in my head any time something triggers an association with it
May 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Even though there's a whole ass show with a decent soundtrack, I can't help but immediately hear Blind Guardian's "Wheel of Time" in my head any time something triggers an association with it
*deep breath* I will not be baited into arguing with strangers about American/processed cheese just because they're insisting it's not cheese (it is cheese with some salts added to make it melty. Show me on the doll how that no longer constitutes being a cheese product)
April 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
*deep breath* I will not be baited into arguing with strangers about American/processed cheese just because they're insisting it's not cheese (it is cheese with some salts added to make it melty. Show me on the doll how that no longer constitutes being a cheese product)
The sacrificial piece of paper you put in the toilet before you poop so that it doesn't splash back up your butthole is called "Poseidon's Dental Dam"
March 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The sacrificial piece of paper you put in the toilet before you poop so that it doesn't splash back up your butthole is called "Poseidon's Dental Dam"
I'm only familiar with Gillian Jacobs's works as Britta Perry and Atom Eve but uhhhh they're basically the same person huh
March 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm only familiar with Gillian Jacobs's works as Britta Perry and Atom Eve but uhhhh they're basically the same person huh
My head's already full of pollen but here I go opening my office window again. It's just too nice out to resist
March 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
My head's already full of pollen but here I go opening my office window again. It's just too nice out to resist
Here are some more botanical friends from Constitution Lakes/near Doll's Head Trail. Garlic mustard and red deadnettle were EVERYWHERE, including growing out of fallen logs and dead trees!
March 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Here are some more botanical friends from Constitution Lakes/near Doll's Head Trail. Garlic mustard and red deadnettle were EVERYWHERE, including growing out of fallen logs and dead trees!
Hopped off the boardwalk and trod tentatively through squishy mud about 50 feet off the trail to get a pic of this guy after spotting him from a distance. He's a summer or spring snowflake (both are naturalized to the southeast US)
March 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Hopped off the boardwalk and trod tentatively through squishy mud about 50 feet off the trail to get a pic of this guy after spotting him from a distance. He's a summer or spring snowflake (both are naturalized to the southeast US)
I know revolution is necessary at this point but I also feel like we've largely forgotten the power of booing and throwing rotten vegetables at public political addresses
March 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I know revolution is necessary at this point but I also feel like we've largely forgotten the power of booing and throwing rotten vegetables at public political addresses
Recently learned how to convert all the weird, proprietary software A/V file types that my office deals with into more usable formats with VLC media player and I feel unstoppable. UNLIMITED POWERRRRR
March 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Recently learned how to convert all the weird, proprietary software A/V file types that my office deals with into more usable formats with VLC media player and I feel unstoppable. UNLIMITED POWERRRRR
Sometimes I wish I could self-google. For example, I cannot remember for the life of me how I first learned of the reputation of Buckfast as a Rowdy Boy Drink, but I definitely knew that before I looked it up recently to supplement (and verify 🤓) my explanation it to some friends
March 3, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Sometimes I wish I could self-google. For example, I cannot remember for the life of me how I first learned of the reputation of Buckfast as a Rowdy Boy Drink, but I definitely knew that before I looked it up recently to supplement (and verify 🤓) my explanation it to some friends
Unfortunately, loving Aldi SO much is rapidly becoming a major part of my personality. But like, have you gone to one?
February 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Unfortunately, loving Aldi SO much is rapidly becoming a major part of my personality. But like, have you gone to one?
gpoy (we still going gpoy? I'm still doing gpoy.)
February 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
gpoy (we still going gpoy? I'm still doing gpoy.)
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When ordered by Nazis to give lists of disabled people by disability severity, some doctors sent back exaggerated data to protect patients from forced work
They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first
The moral here isn't to tell the truth
It's to never co-operate with Nazis
They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first
The moral here isn't to tell the truth
It's to never co-operate with Nazis
February 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
When ordered by Nazis to give lists of disabled people by disability severity, some doctors sent back exaggerated data to protect patients from forced work
They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first
The moral here isn't to tell the truth
It's to never co-operate with Nazis
They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first
The moral here isn't to tell the truth
It's to never co-operate with Nazis
I'm sure it'd eventually get tiresome, but I'm pretty sure I could exist happily on fish, rice, and greens
February 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I'm sure it'd eventually get tiresome, but I'm pretty sure I could exist happily on fish, rice, and greens
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hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
February 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
hello cis friends
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
this is what people mean by trans genocide
if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported
this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order
it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist
I'm having what feels like a very minimalist hobbit lunch:
Toasted bread, pimento cheese w jalapenos, tomato and chili jam, with spicy cornichon on the side (chopsticks are the perfect pickle-handling utensil)
Toasted bread, pimento cheese w jalapenos, tomato and chili jam, with spicy cornichon on the side (chopsticks are the perfect pickle-handling utensil)
February 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I'm having what feels like a very minimalist hobbit lunch:
Toasted bread, pimento cheese w jalapenos, tomato and chili jam, with spicy cornichon on the side (chopsticks are the perfect pickle-handling utensil)
Toasted bread, pimento cheese w jalapenos, tomato and chili jam, with spicy cornichon on the side (chopsticks are the perfect pickle-handling utensil)
"Who Watches the Watchers" might be my favorite episode of TNG. It's a sleeper hit to me--which often end up being my favorites--but it asks really big questions and the grace with which Picard handles being treated like a god makes me teary eyed
February 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"Who Watches the Watchers" might be my favorite episode of TNG. It's a sleeper hit to me--which often end up being my favorites--but it asks really big questions and the grace with which Picard handles being treated like a god makes me teary eyed
"They're the kinda eyes you could fall in. And summer in. And winter in, too."
Charlie is fucking slick wtf
Charlie is fucking slick wtf
February 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
"They're the kinda eyes you could fall in. And summer in. And winter in, too."
Charlie is fucking slick wtf
Charlie is fucking slick wtf
I know I'm several years late to the party but like... Mac's coming out dance on Always Sunny was kind of amazing???
February 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I know I'm several years late to the party but like... Mac's coming out dance on Always Sunny was kind of amazing???
Finally wore these out somewhere 😎
February 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Finally wore these out somewhere 😎
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Musk’s team—Christopher Young, Nikhil Rajpal, and Gavin Kliger—is currently at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB). This move comes just months after Musk posted “Delete CFPB” on his X social media platform.
February 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Musk’s team—Christopher Young, Nikhil Rajpal, and Gavin Kliger—is currently at the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB). This move comes just months after Musk posted “Delete CFPB” on his X social media platform.
They're about to put me on a prescription for vitamin D bc I'm severely deficient. So I'll be taking a big D soon 😏
February 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
They're about to put me on a prescription for vitamin D bc I'm severely deficient. So I'll be taking a big D soon 😏