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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Metadata, Lattes & Impostor Syndrome)
@hannahshelley.bsky.social
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Librarian, creative technologist, aspiring shitposter
📍 Dharug country (Sydney, Australia)

Blog/Shrine to the 2000s internet hannahshelley.neocities.org

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What the shit. This cannot be real tiktokentcent.com
Photo of the Tiktok entertainment centre
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Disgusting. Just a reminder nobody voted for this bloke
Screenshot from the AEC website showing Ralph Babet had only 4000 personal votes in all of Victoria
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
Meme of lone person in the corner of a party while others socialize, thinking "they don't know I'm... lining up headshots with my laser nipples". Laser beams are shooting out of his nipples at the other party goers
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Justice for: Mostofi, K., & Peyravi, M. (2024). Practice of neurosurgery on Saturn. International Journal of Surgery Case Reports, 122, 110139. doi.org/10.1016/j.ij...

At least I thought it was funny
A dashboard from Altmetric Explorer titled "Sentiment Analysis for 1,069 Bluesky and X mentions." Below the title is a horizontal segmented bar chart showing sentiment distribution. The largest segment by far is "Negative."
November 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Did you go to Customise Ribbon and remove the one called "Assistance"
The "Assistance" option in the Microsoft Word ribbon
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Meme "Why is not one bullying me? I specifically requested it"
November 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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American Animals (2018)
Still from the movie American Animals (2018). Evan Peters portraying Warren Lipka googling "How to plan a heist"
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Tag yourself I'm the drowning mutant dog
Crazy looking creature from a clearly AI generated mural
November 18, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Moleman from the Simpsons on the phone: Panel 1: "I need this shittest take you have" Panel 2: "Waleed Aly - Columnist, author and academic Opinion - Political Leadership Mamdani’s New York win is like One Nation’s surge here. Both offer false hope. Zohran Mamdani and Pauline Hanson are prospering on opposite sides of one of the most defining divides in modern politics: city versus country." Panel 3: Moleman "No, that's too shit"
November 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Me when I'm jealous of everyone posting aurora borealis pics
Super Intendent Chalmers from the Simpsons saying "May I see it?"
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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These are the regions of America according to what they sound like to me
a map of the US with the southern half labelled "the south", the middle section, from ND and MT in the north all the way down to AZ and TX labelled "the midwest" and the entire eastern coastline labelled "the east coast"
November 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons: Mr Smithers informs Mr Burns "Sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Bluesky says there's 1 comment on a post but nothing is displayed Frodo from LOTR says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
November 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Not many know this but "comptroller" is short for computer controller and it looks like this
A fancy joystick
November 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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Excellent. What I'm getting from this is fridges and filing cabinets could be either archives or databases
A humorous “Database Alignment Chart” found on programmer humor reddit. Structured like a Dungeons & Dragons alignment grid with 3×3 cells. Across the top, the Access axis defines how something must be “queryable”: Access Purist (must be queryable with a query language), Access Neutral (must be queryable with a language), Access Radical (queryable in any way). Down the left side, the Function axis defines what it must contain: Function Purist (must contain digital data), Function Neutral (must contain information), Function Radical (can contain anything). Each intersection cell has an example image and caption: Function Purist / Access Purist: PostgreSQL is a database (PostgreSQL elephant logo). Function Purist / Access Neutral: Excel is a database (Excel icon). Function Purist / Access Radical: Dwarf Fortress is a database (screenshot of the game). Function Neutral / Access Purist: A library is a database (photo of books on a shelf). Function Neutral / Access Neutral: A senior engineer is a database (photo of a person). Function Neutral / Access Radical: A file cabinet is a database (photo of a filing cabinet). Function Radical / Access Purist: Battleship is a database (photo of the board game). Function Radical / Access Neutral: Subway checkout counter is a database (photo of a sandwich shop counter). Function Radical / Access Radical: A fridge is a database (photo of a refrigerator).
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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But Tony Abbott likes them, so they must be good!
Photo of Tony Abbott discovering a little free library in the wild. He says "I've never seen anything like this before"
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Uncanny
A shopping ad for a satin beauty pillow that looks vaguely like the new 3D bluesky logo
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Correct!
A box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates with one taken, from the middle
October 22, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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This should be a personality test question: Which Ferrero Rocher do you take first?
A photo of a neatly packed box of Ferrero Rocher chocolates. Labels have been annotated to the image labelling columns A-E and rows 1-3 like a grid.
October 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Popular Simpsons meme of a boy begging "stop, stop - it's already dead!"
October 21, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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It's happened. I've made the full transition to out of touch concerned parent
Screenshot of me googling "why are kids" and the suggested search is exactly what I want: "why are kids saying six seven"?
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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This section heading is very misleading
A section heading from the article being discussed called "Why it matters"
October 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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"Australia mentioned" meme, with a picture of an ibis eating out of a bin dominating the foreground
October 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Ignored this chocolate someone gifted me for ages because I thought it said "Dairy Free"
A block of milk chocolate from the brand "Dairy Fine"
October 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM