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Hannah Cron
@hannahcron.bsky.social
part time reporter, full time worrier

bylines: Nashville Scene, The Contributor
this has the same energy as when people would come in petsmart and ask me if we shaved the hairless guinea pigs. Ma’am I make $14 an hour. The skinny pigs barely let me take them out of the cage to replace their bedding. They came like that 🤦‍♀️
October 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
oooooh GQ! I saw them together backstage at Bonnaroo last summer and immediately clocked the situation to mean that I probably wasn’t gonna be interested in any of his then-upcoming music 🙃
April 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oh no!! I hadn’t heard that :(
April 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sponsored by the French Shoppe?!
March 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Ohhhhh that’s new! I do think there is also a banana guy? And I’ve been told it’s better to play as a girl because they are faster. I don’t know what to make of that.
February 8, 2025 at 4:27 PM