Hank Mallard
@hankoduck.bsky.social
Improviser, dark humorist, and a half green blooded bastard!
Put some heart in that defense, man!🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Put some heart in that defense, man!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Last I heard, they are busy going after Candace for her deeeeeeep investigation of the Macron!🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Last I heard, they are busy going after Candace for her deeeeeeep investigation of the Macron!🤣🤣
that you will be the first to get wrapped?! YES!🤣🤣🤣
November 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
that you will be the first to get wrapped?! YES!🤣🤣🤣
Here's hoping you endure the TEST!🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Here's hoping you endure the TEST!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Again, authenticity is key!
a man with long hair and green paint on his face says laughs in wrath ..
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November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Again, authenticity is key!
I guess that missing poster from Jon and Emily is still out there then!🤣🤣
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I guess that missing poster from Jon and Emily is still out there then!🤣🤣
I'm quite for this morale improvement idea! Especially this!
arnold schwarzenegger is wearing a leather jacket and a gray shirt and looking at the camera .
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November 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm quite for this morale improvement idea! Especially this!
Netflix?! Here I thought Republicans has been on Only Fans, no?!🤪🤪🤪🤪
October 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Netflix?! Here I thought Republicans has been on Only Fans, no?!🤪🤪🤪🤪
What kind of friend will gladly kiss the sole of feet though?!🤣🤣
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
What kind of friend will gladly kiss the sole of feet though?!🤣🤣
Optimization are for the weak! Calibration is KING!
a video game character says " can it wait for a bit ? "
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October 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Optimization are for the weak! Calibration is KING!
From one ball to another ball room!🤣🤣🤣🤣
a large building is being demolished by a crane with a sign in the background that says ' a ' on it
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October 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
From one ball to another ball room!🤣🤣🤣🤣
