Hand Pecked Debb
@handpecked.bsky.social
Here to round up my ol Twitter friends.
Sleep deprived paper cutter, pattern doodler, beginner embroiderer
Caftan wearing, recovering derby skater
Farmgirl at heart
Vintage Style, Not Vintage Values
Good trouble
Sleep deprived paper cutter, pattern doodler, beginner embroiderer
Caftan wearing, recovering derby skater
Farmgirl at heart
Vintage Style, Not Vintage Values
Good trouble
I thought a pair of pre-pregnancy pumps were a good idea today. Yup ripped the leather by lunchtime by stretching them out with post pregnancy Cinderella stepsister bigger feet.
July 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I thought a pair of pre-pregnancy pumps were a good idea today. Yup ripped the leather by lunchtime by stretching them out with post pregnancy Cinderella stepsister bigger feet.
Hiring freezer extended until October 15, the same day my current job runs out of funding. The irony is so great I’m going to buy some Goth perfume to cope. 🤢
July 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hiring freezer extended until October 15, the same day my current job runs out of funding. The irony is so great I’m going to buy some Goth perfume to cope. 🤢
I borrowed my kid’s sleep pod blanket. May get myself a pressure cocoon now. Whatever it takes to stop this anxiety.
July 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I borrowed my kid’s sleep pod blanket. May get myself a pressure cocoon now. Whatever it takes to stop this anxiety.
All the father’s day ads just remind me of dad who chooses to ghost his family and makes promises he doesn’t keep to my kids.
June 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
All the father’s day ads just remind me of dad who chooses to ghost his family and makes promises he doesn’t keep to my kids.
Never underestimate the audacity of a maserati with yellow sneky plates.
June 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Never underestimate the audacity of a maserati with yellow sneky plates.
Why does my five year old smell like corn tortilla?
May 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Why does my five year old smell like corn tortilla?
Ugh tears at my mentor’s retirement lunch thanks to the Fork in the Road. Losing so many good people. 😭
May 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ugh tears at my mentor’s retirement lunch thanks to the Fork in the Road. Losing so many good people. 😭
Abou to order the tired fed employee shirt. As another fed employee said. It shouldn’t be this hard to serve one’s country.
May 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Abou to order the tired fed employee shirt. As another fed employee said. It shouldn’t be this hard to serve one’s country.
I thought I was done crying about the state of things, and then I ran into old friends who were RIF’ed from DoD. Our eyes were definitely moist as we try to hold eachother up exchanging leads. I hate this.
May 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I thought I was done crying about the state of things, and then I ran into old friends who were RIF’ed from DoD. Our eyes were definitely moist as we try to hold eachother up exchanging leads. I hate this.
Man, all the mothers day microneedling sale ads today.
May 11, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Man, all the mothers day microneedling sale ads today.
My command deactivated. I am literally felt sad, go buy some plants girl.
May 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My command deactivated. I am literally felt sad, go buy some plants girl.
Kid: do we have any plans this weekend or ARE WE GOING TO LOWES FOR THE 5TH WEEKEND IN A ROW.
😂
😂
May 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Kid: do we have any plans this weekend or ARE WE GOING TO LOWES FOR THE 5TH WEEKEND IN A ROW.
😂
😂
I lost a kid to miscarriage, it would destroy me to lose a kid after I bonded with them. www.npr.org/2025/05/05/n...
Trump cuts baby 'Safe to Sleep' team. Here's what parents should know
For decades the NIH has led a public health campaign credited with saving thousands of babies from dying in their sleep. The administration's cuts come as sleep-related infant deaths have been rising.
www.npr.org
May 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I lost a kid to miscarriage, it would destroy me to lose a kid after I bonded with them. www.npr.org/2025/05/05/n...
Ah I see why I was craving for Taco Bell. It’s been more than 2 months and it was tiiiime.
May 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ah I see why I was craving for Taco Bell. It’s been more than 2 months and it was tiiiime.
I went in to get stitches removed from my foot, why does it matter when my last period was?
May 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I went in to get stitches removed from my foot, why does it matter when my last period was?
Oh look all the european vintage reproductions I will not be able to get now. I am gonna get so good at mending.
April 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Oh look all the european vintage reproductions I will not be able to get now. I am gonna get so good at mending.
Our Huckleberry, this one hits home. 😭
April 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Our Huckleberry, this one hits home. 😭
Adulting means taking PTO to do taxes.
March 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Adulting means taking PTO to do taxes.
Oh my gosh I wish Joy Ride was there when I was growing up! Watched it with my husband and had to explain why little family connections made me cry. Thank you wypipo for backing this. This needed to tell the multifaceted Asian diaspora.
March 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Oh my gosh I wish Joy Ride was there when I was growing up! Watched it with my husband and had to explain why little family connections made me cry. Thank you wypipo for backing this. This needed to tell the multifaceted Asian diaspora.
Everybody pants now.
Pants pants pants pants pants.
I added another leg prison to my wardrobe.
Pants pants pants pants pants.
I added another leg prison to my wardrobe.
March 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Everybody pants now.
Pants pants pants pants pants.
I added another leg prison to my wardrobe.
Pants pants pants pants pants.
I added another leg prison to my wardrobe.
Every IOS update now: I hate this, where is everything.
old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
ALT: old man yells at cloud is written on a newspaper
media.tenor.com
March 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Every IOS update now: I hate this, where is everything.
Primary care: we need you to complete your annual depression eval.
Me: is this a joke? Read the room that is called America.
Me: is this a joke? Read the room that is called America.
March 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Primary care: we need you to complete your annual depression eval.
Me: is this a joke? Read the room that is called America.
Me: is this a joke? Read the room that is called America.
All I want to do is veg out in bed in silence lately. Cannot keep going with Cher’s book or embroider, got no drive except for being spitey for the 5 bullets. 😔
March 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
All I want to do is veg out in bed in silence lately. Cannot keep going with Cher’s book or embroider, got no drive except for being spitey for the 5 bullets. 😔
Last week I was so excited I was not DOGE’d I cleaned my floor’s microwave. Surviving this is wild. I am finding joy in the mundane I never had before because YAY I EMPLOYED FOR ANOTHER DAY!
March 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Last week I was so excited I was not DOGE’d I cleaned my floor’s microwave. Surviving this is wild. I am finding joy in the mundane I never had before because YAY I EMPLOYED FOR ANOTHER DAY!
Canada, can you get Grimes to kick Elon in the balls?
February 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Canada, can you get Grimes to kick Elon in the balls?