Life of the party disses Twister sister at sorority soirée.

Pedal polycule bereft after spin cycle.

Normally ChatGPT and I get along very well, but we were having a bit of a tiff just now about conjugating EO participles. Crazy, right? But we'll get past this. BFFs 4 ever.

It’s 1:30 in the morning. I just want to brush my teeth. (Now wondering if this is strictly sanitary, actually….)

Are you $@&!!! kidding me?! I just opened up a new tube of Crest. I can’t go through this hell a second time! @cresttoothpaste.bsky.social

So this is what the inside of a toothpaste tube looks like. Squeezed the tube just now and it split along the seam.

And I’m Amish.

Ĵus alveninte! #esperanto

It just occurred to me that Magilla Gorilla's name was probably related to "megillah," and lo, Wikipedia seems to think so too: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magilla...

Another day, another social app. I'm struggling to think of an identity to put in the bio. But here's a picture of a cool tree stump in my yard.