Hammer 🇦🇺
@hammerthewalrus.bsky.social
Just your average openly gay 33 year old closeted furry dude. 18+ feel free to dm or if you want to chat on discord let me know :)
When you follow someone who has more followers than people they follow back, it's a good feeling. Like being accepted into something exclusive 🥰
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM
When you follow someone who has more followers than people they follow back, it's a good feeling. Like being accepted into something exclusive 🥰
Today i learned a lesson.
You can get so angry that you involuntarily blow a load.
You can get so angry that you involuntarily blow a load.
a man in a suit and tie is on a television show
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is on a television show
media.tenor.com
January 31, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Today i learned a lesson.
You can get so angry that you involuntarily blow a load.
You can get so angry that you involuntarily blow a load.
Okay. I did get so angry i broke down.
A little less angry now but i could still headbutt a moving train.
A little less angry now but i could still headbutt a moving train.
January 31, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Okay. I did get so angry i broke down.
A little less angry now but i could still headbutt a moving train.
A little less angry now but i could still headbutt a moving train.
So angry right now i could cry, but i won't give him the satisfaction of knowing that once again, he got under my skin.
January 31, 2026 at 1:02 PM
So angry right now i could cry, but i won't give him the satisfaction of knowing that once again, he got under my skin.
One day i'd like to get a suit made of one of my characters but pricing is... insane. Especially when you gotta factor in cooling systems so i don't pass out from heat.
January 31, 2026 at 9:14 AM
One day i'd like to get a suit made of one of my characters but pricing is... insane. Especially when you gotta factor in cooling systems so i don't pass out from heat.
Ever had something made for you to eat that traumatised you?
Mine was when i was a little kid i got given some eggs for helping with yard work.
He boiled a few for me for lunch and it turns out they were pretty close to hatching :|
Mine was when i was a little kid i got given some eggs for helping with yard work.
He boiled a few for me for lunch and it turns out they were pretty close to hatching :|
January 30, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Ever had something made for you to eat that traumatised you?
Mine was when i was a little kid i got given some eggs for helping with yard work.
He boiled a few for me for lunch and it turns out they were pretty close to hatching :|
Mine was when i was a little kid i got given some eggs for helping with yard work.
He boiled a few for me for lunch and it turns out they were pretty close to hatching :|
Second attempt. Did some shading and base colour
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Second attempt. Did some shading and base colour
There are some of you on here I would let people commit war crimes on me, just for the chance that you'd sit on my face.
January 29, 2026 at 9:26 AM
There are some of you on here I would let people commit war crimes on me, just for the chance that you'd sit on my face.
The guy you keep repeating yourself to because you cant stop mentioning how bad the 5G service is at your house.
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
The guy you keep repeating yourself to because you cant stop mentioning how bad the 5G service is at your house.
God damn. Someone could stick their hands down my hands and they'd be able to smell how pent up i am.
Then again, i'd hope to be able to do the same to someone else.
Then again, i'd hope to be able to do the same to someone else.
January 28, 2026 at 2:11 PM
God damn. Someone could stick their hands down my hands and they'd be able to smell how pent up i am.
Then again, i'd hope to be able to do the same to someone else.
Then again, i'd hope to be able to do the same to someone else.
I drew a chonky boy
January 28, 2026 at 10:12 AM
I drew a chonky boy
Off to Melbourne to change out the work laptop. Damn thing over heated yesterday
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Off to Melbourne to change out the work laptop. Damn thing over heated yesterday
Laying in bed on a hot night
January 27, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Laying in bed on a hot night
Well, i'll call this a 50% success. It didnt fail cause where the dye held, the colour is fantastic. But i used dyes that were opened anywhere from 2-3 years back so it was a little oxidised.
January 24, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Well, i'll call this a 50% success. It didnt fail cause where the dye held, the colour is fantastic. But i used dyes that were opened anywhere from 2-3 years back so it was a little oxidised.
Finally got that 5 minutes of motivation to fix my beard dyes. Hopefully wont be washed out green anymore 😊
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Finally got that 5 minutes of motivation to fix my beard dyes. Hopefully wont be washed out green anymore 😊
Well damn, it's nearly 40° outside!
"Yeah, it's pretty cold out"
Wrong hemisphere mate
"Yeah, it's pretty cold out"
Wrong hemisphere mate
January 24, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Well damn, it's nearly 40° outside!
"Yeah, it's pretty cold out"
Wrong hemisphere mate
"Yeah, it's pretty cold out"
Wrong hemisphere mate
Concepts for Hammer, Anvil and Vice. In order. Not created by human hands. So i do not claim any rights over these.
January 23, 2026 at 9:28 AM
Concepts for Hammer, Anvil and Vice. In order. Not created by human hands. So i do not claim any rights over these.
In the process of rigging Anvil for use as an avatar. Going to make Hammer and Vice when i have everything worked out. (All 3 are Walruses that work in various mining sections)
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 AM
In the process of rigging Anvil for use as an avatar. Going to make Hammer and Vice when i have everything worked out. (All 3 are Walruses that work in various mining sections)
A mushroom spirit i drew. Not the best but eh. I like it.
January 22, 2026 at 4:22 PM
A mushroom spirit i drew. Not the best but eh. I like it.
Also going to try to be more... positive? With this account. So i will be doing my best to keep my depression to myself and just try in general to be more positive.
I have learned that people like you more when you mask up a happy face. 😊
I have learned that people like you more when you mask up a happy face. 😊
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Also going to try to be more... positive? With this account. So i will be doing my best to keep my depression to myself and just try in general to be more positive.
I have learned that people like you more when you mask up a happy face. 😊
I have learned that people like you more when you mask up a happy face. 😊
Just a few quick reuploads with my face removed.
January 22, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Just a few quick reuploads with my face removed.
The 3 pieces that were used to make the model.
January 22, 2026 at 10:27 AM
The 3 pieces that were used to make the model.
Working on a VR chat avatar. So far it's coming along nicely with rigging done.
January 22, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Working on a VR chat avatar. So far it's coming along nicely with rigging done.