Zack
@hamdograt.bsky.social
Very stupid man, full of self loathing and stupidness aka Ur fav bipolar wife guy
Me: Where do the hipster skeletons ride roller coasters?
Wife: this is not the time for this the kitchen is literally on fire
Me: no it's at the "bony fair." Get it? Like bon iver? Hipsters used to love that!
Fireman: *yanks me out of the house by my shirt collar*
Wife: this is not the time for this the kitchen is literally on fire
Me: no it's at the "bony fair." Get it? Like bon iver? Hipsters used to love that!
Fireman: *yanks me out of the house by my shirt collar*
December 31, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Me: Where do the hipster skeletons ride roller coasters?
Wife: this is not the time for this the kitchen is literally on fire
Me: no it's at the "bony fair." Get it? Like bon iver? Hipsters used to love that!
Fireman: *yanks me out of the house by my shirt collar*
Wife: this is not the time for this the kitchen is literally on fire
Me: no it's at the "bony fair." Get it? Like bon iver? Hipsters used to love that!
Fireman: *yanks me out of the house by my shirt collar*
I like Panda Express orange chicken because it tastes a little bit like pussy
December 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I like Panda Express orange chicken because it tastes a little bit like pussy
Very disappointed to find out that the 4K Alien restoration where Ripley's bush is out was a joke. I was saving up for it 🙁
December 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Very disappointed to find out that the 4K Alien restoration where Ripley's bush is out was a joke. I was saving up for it 🙁
Inside me are two wolves and they both want me to jerk off
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Inside me are two wolves and they both want me to jerk off
Does anyone know if there was a deleted scene in Alien where Ripley was wearing fishnets and picking up grapes with her toes or was that a dream?
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Does anyone know if there was a deleted scene in Alien where Ripley was wearing fishnets and picking up grapes with her toes or was that a dream?
You know God's a little jokester because he made a shmeat packing mofo like me have a regular kind of dick instead
December 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You know God's a little jokester because he made a shmeat packing mofo like me have a regular kind of dick instead
When the mom from a Christmas story was dressed like a jester 😏
December 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When the mom from a Christmas story was dressed like a jester 😏
I'm sick and tired of every company tracking your web activity. Like I've never listened to Sabrina Carpenter in my life so why is she suddenly popping up on my Spotify recs right after I looked her up on wikifeet? 🤔
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I'm sick and tired of every company tracking your web activity. Like I've never listened to Sabrina Carpenter in my life so why is she suddenly popping up on my Spotify recs right after I looked her up on wikifeet? 🤔
Visiting my parents for Christmas and they don't have bidets on their toilets I'm living in the fucking stone age kill me
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Visiting my parents for Christmas and they don't have bidets on their toilets I'm living in the fucking stone age kill me
They should invent a senator from texas who deserves to live
December 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
They should invent a senator from texas who deserves to live
Leelee Sobieski needs to return to acting just so I have an excuse to say her name more often
December 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Leelee Sobieski needs to return to acting just so I have an excuse to say her name more often
For Christmas this year I want Santa to bring me the sense that I am enough as I am and I don't need external validation to love myself. And a vial of Lucy Liu's spit.
December 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
For Christmas this year I want Santa to bring me the sense that I am enough as I am and I don't need external validation to love myself. And a vial of Lucy Liu's spit.
When that toe ring you know I'll pick up
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
When that toe ring you know I'll pick up
Reposted by Zack
Every now and then I remember Patricia Arquette in Lost Highway
September 15, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Every now and then I remember Patricia Arquette in Lost Highway
Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within my dream about Debby Harry where she's standing in my kitchen and I need to get into the drawer that she's standing in front of but I'm too afraid to say anything?
December 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within my dream about Debby Harry where she's standing in my kitchen and I need to get into the drawer that she's standing in front of but I'm too afraid to say anything?
Stranger Things season 4 looks different than I remember
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Stranger Things season 4 looks different than I remember
Desperate for a Pacifico pls with some lime and wife spit pls
December 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Desperate for a Pacifico pls with some lime and wife spit pls
I can never move to another country because where aside from America can you get such a great selection of Mexican beer?
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I can never move to another country because where aside from America can you get such a great selection of Mexican beer?
Wondering if Zoe Kravitz can spread her toes to accommodate a cylinder with a roughly ~5 inch circumference
December 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Wondering if Zoe Kravitz can spread her toes to accommodate a cylinder with a roughly ~5 inch circumference
I don't care too much about a digital footprint. If a job doesn't want to hire me because I talk about communism and Hilary Duff's toes then that's not a job I want tbh
December 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don't care too much about a digital footprint. If a job doesn't want to hire me because I talk about communism and Hilary Duff's toes then that's not a job I want tbh
I'm just a vehicross in an aztek world
December 14, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm just a vehicross in an aztek world
If I was murdered by Lucy Liu circa 2000 I think I would cum
December 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
If I was murdered by Lucy Liu circa 2000 I think I would cum
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum when my wife says we can go to the natural history museum for my birthday
December 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Leaking copious amounts of pre-cum when my wife says we can go to the natural history museum for my birthday
Tis the season to watch Elf (2003)!
December 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Tis the season to watch Elf (2003)!