Kirk O’Baine
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Kirk O’Baine
@hamburglar.bsky.social
Religion is the smile on a dog
Pinned
Hey man, I saw you from a cross the bar. I’m going to kill you
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Abearica

And to the cuddles
For which it stands

One nation, under Kylie, indivisible,
With belly rubs and CPAPs for all
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Happy Friday dudes!!!!!
November 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What makes YOUR kitty go purr? We’d love to hear from you. Reply for a chance to win $500!
November 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“What’s on your mind”

Me: ohhh nothingg (:

The giant electric catfish from Ape Escape that gave me thalassophobia at age 8:
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Just realized that everything we see has form, and no form has permanence; it’s in constant motion as we change the world and are in turn changed by it
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Girl I’m bored let’s clean our microwaves
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
If you saw the Aurora you’re lowkey gay
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
When WWIII (Bears vs Muscle Gays) breaks out over this image, you can rest assured knowing which side I’ll lay down my life for
November 11, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Good morning
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Dudeee you look so fuckable as Blastoise haha 😍 Can I borrow $200
November 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
“Chismosa” is such a beautiful name for a baby girl
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I’m the one who’s been putting microplastics in your balls
November 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We’re on track to fully restore Woke Halloween by 2027
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
In November 2019 a disease called COVID will be discovered in Wuhan, China. It will spread quickly, causing a worldwide pandemic and killing 6 million people. It will affect everyone’s day-to-day lives, causing a recession in the economy
November 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Thank you Nintendo and The Pokemon Company LLC
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hey man can I come over and dislocate your arms?
November 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Does anyone know how to lose 15lbs. in 6 hours
October 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What the fuck is going on in Kalos…
October 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Last minute couples costume idea
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I’d like you all to meet my husbear, Boopicus Snooticus, & our bestest boy, Woofington III
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bro did you seriously just manifest a wavenumber-5 mesovortex after I told you not to
October 29, 2025 at 6:47 PM
We need a Pokémon game that takes place in Hoboken, NJ
October 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Not to freak anyone out, but like, the strongest mega evolution user MUST be found
October 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
HAPPENING NOW: new studies suggest a majority of Americans agree that it’s time for the twerkulator.
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
And when I go as her for Halloween?
October 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM