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Jon Hall
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I am a short man who enjoys reading funny things. Also singer and guitar player for the Big Cats of Austin, Texas. He/him
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If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
A big, stupid pickup truck with a poster for the TV show “Landman” printed or painted or something all over it.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Shadow Knight for Rangers of Shadow Deep
Painted miniature of a skeleton wearing rusted, pitted armor and black robes and holding a rusted, pitted two-handed sword.
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Factional war brewing between those who call them French’s and those who insist on still calling them Durkee.
A can of Durkee Real French Fried Onions. A plastic container of French’s Crispy Fried Onions.
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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"You will be visited by three spirits."
Neal, Bill, and Sam from “Freaks and Geeks.”
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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Cover of a book called “Make Me Like Jesus” by Michael Phillips.
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Screencap of Homer Simpson saying to Lisa Simpson, “That can’t be true, honey. If it were, I’d be terrified.”
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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A “Mamdani for New York” style sign reading “Oh for God’s Sake.”
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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I can’t tell whether this is supposed to be two people or four.
Sign for a law firm called Harrison Davis Morrison Jones.
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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A “Mamdani for New York” style sign that reads “Making Plans for Nigel.”
November 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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if you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Cover of the album “Time to Make the Donuts” by a band called Alcohol Funnycar. Features an old photograph of a man and woman in old-fashioned clothes driving a go-cart and squirting dirt on a trio of ladies in old-fashioned dresses.
November 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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This year’s Jack.
A jack-o’-lantern with a single large eye and a one-toothed grin.
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Some spooky fellas right here.
Five painted miniatures of skeletons, two holding swords and three holding spears, wearing rusty armor and tattered black robes.
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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This is just so very good. If your musical tastes overlap much with mine, you should track down a copy.
Cover of the Comsat Angels’ 1980 album “Waiting for a Miracle.”
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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You got it. I won’t notice anything but employees.
A wooden door with a sign on it that reads, “NOTICE EMPLOYEES ONLY.”
October 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Would you like to hear an album of country/folk/Americana songs by a couple of guys from Texas? Sure. Who wouldn’t?

music.apple.com/us/album/tel...

open.spotify.com/album/0SPeoR...
An album cover featuring a dark-blue evening sky filled with fireworks. An old-fashioned metal water tower is in the lower left corner. Above the photo is a band of white with the words “Tell Me Where to Go” aligned left. Below the photo is a band of white with the words “The Big Cats” aligned left.
September 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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My band’s album of our most country/folk/Americana songs is out now! Check it out!

music.apple.com/us/album/tel...

open.spotify.com/album/0SPeoR...
An album cover featuring a dark-blue evening sky filled with fireworks. An old-fashioned metal water tower is in the lower left corner. Above the photo is a band of white with the words “Tell Me Where to Go” aligned left. Below the photo is a band of white with the words “The Big Cats” aligned left.
September 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Look, if you can think of a better nickname than “Pat” for a man named Milton L Howell Jr., I’d like to hear it.
A plaque honoring a man named Milton L “Pat” Howell Jr.
September 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Using a photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
A panel from a “Nancy” comic strip. Two middle-aged men are standing nose to nose. They each wear a hat, a bow tie, and a jacket. The man on the left says “I feel punk today,” and the man on the right says, “So do I.”
September 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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An old HeroQuest wizard I repurposed as a sorcerer for a nephew’s D&D character. I bought it on eBay, and the staff’s top was broken off, so I had to rummage through the bits box for a topper.
Painted miniature of a man wearing a turquoise tunic, blue cloak, grey trousers, and brown shoes and gloves, holding a black staff with a gold topper. He has black hair on which there is a headband with a red gem in the center. He has one hand raised into the air. He stands on a circular base made to look like rocky terrain.
August 15, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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A tweet from right-wing babyman I’ve never heard of before named Will Chamberlain reading as follows: I brought my family to DC for the Cherry Blossom festival. The first thing I saw when I exited the L’Enfant Plaza Metro was a gang of youths driving ATVs down the street, one of whom was doing a wheelie So forgive me if I doubt that crime is down. A picture of Max Greenfield as Schmidt from the sitcom “New Girl,” looking upset.
August 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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This picture is from one of those tourist guides that you find in hotel rooms that try like hell to make the town you’re in look better than it is. This was Abilene’s attempt. This was their best foot forward.
A photograph of a woman in a one-piece swimsuit and jean shorts wading in brownish water with two dogs. The woman is kicking a fish that’s lying in about two inches of water. A caption reads, “Cathy Burnham kicks a fish as she swims with her dogs in Fort Phantom Hill Lake.” An attribution reads, “Nellie Doneva/Reporter-News.”
August 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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All of my research suggests that Mars needs guitars.
Cover of Hoodoo Gurus’ album “Mars Needs Guitars!”
July 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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What perfect albums came out when you were 16? In no particular order:
Cover of the Psychedelic Furs’ “Mirror Moves.” Cover of Cocteau Twins’ “Treasure.” Cover of New Order’s “Low-Life.” Cover of R.E.M.’s “Fables of the Reconstruction.”
July 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I’m inordinately fond of this Mirkwood Ranger I painted up to represent my wife’s D&D character a few years ago.
Painted miniature of a female elf with pale skin, green hair, brown and green clothing, and a red-brown hood. She holds a bone-colored bow in one hand has a quiver of yellow-fletched arrows.
July 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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A tub of HEB store-brand margarine called You’d Think It’s Butter!
June 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM