[[Number 1 RatedSalesman1997]]
@halbigshot.bsky.social
EVERYBUDDY'S FAVORITE
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
main: @halberdly.bsky.social
PROFESSIONAL NOUNS: HE/THEY
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON
main: @halberdly.bsky.social
PROFESSIONAL NOUNS: HE/THEY
WHAT IN THE [Kansas Fresh Chicken]
NOW I CAN'T STEEL KROMER FROM PEOPLE THROUGH DMS
NOW I CAN'T STEEL KROMER FROM PEOPLE THROUGH DMS
December 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
WHAT IN THE [Kansas Fresh Chicken]
NOW I CAN'T STEEL KROMER FROM PEOPLE THROUGH DMS
NOW I CAN'T STEEL KROMER FROM PEOPLE THROUGH DMS
After all it seemed I couldn't be more than a simple [DED. Not big soup rice]
December 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
After all it seemed I couldn't be more than a simple [DED. Not big soup rice]
I REQUEST THAT YOU ASSIST ME YOU [lasaga]
I DO NOT WANT TO [You Must] AND YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MAKES THE INTERWEBS NOT [Fry]
I DO NOT WANT TO [You Must] AND YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MAKES THE INTERWEBS NOT [Fry]
December 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I REQUEST THAT YOU ASSIST ME YOU [lasaga]
I DO NOT WANT TO [You Must] AND YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MAKES THE INTERWEBS NOT [Fry]
I DO NOT WANT TO [You Must] AND YOU ARE THE ONE THAT MAKES THE INTERWEBS NOT [Fry]
PLEASE
[slow i require this for my mother does not have a home]
TAKE A LOOK AT THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT
SPAMTON-WIG-AND-DRESS-NATURALHABITAT.JPG
[slow i require this for my mother does not have a home]
TAKE A LOOK AT THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT
SPAMTON-WIG-AND-DRESS-NATURALHABITAT.JPG
December 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
PLEASE
[slow i require this for my mother does not have a home]
TAKE A LOOK AT THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT
SPAMTON-WIG-AND-DRESS-NATURALHABITAT.JPG
[slow i require this for my mother does not have a home]
TAKE A LOOK AT THE ATTACHED DOCUMENT
SPAMTON-WIG-AND-DRESS-NATURALHABITAT.JPG
H-HEY HEY HEY THERE [Fully Modelled] WOULD YOU LIKE SOME [Hyperlink Blocked]
IF YOU GIVE ME 0.00001 MORE KROMER I WILL ADD AN ADDITIONAL [Consume Prilosec]
IF YOU GIVE ME 0.00001 MORE KROMER I WILL ADD AN ADDITIONAL [Consume Prilosec]
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
H-HEY HEY HEY THERE [Fully Modelled] WOULD YOU LIKE SOME [Hyperlink Blocked]
IF YOU GIVE ME 0.00001 MORE KROMER I WILL ADD AN ADDITIONAL [Consume Prilosec]
IF YOU GIVE ME 0.00001 MORE KROMER I WILL ADD AN ADDITIONAL [Consume Prilosec]
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [mlik] FOR ONLY *2147483647 KROMER* A MONTH
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON [mlik] FOR ONLY *2147483647 KROMER* A MONTH
literally how
October 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
literally how
[[BIG!!]] MORNING
September 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
[[BIG!!]] MORNING
HOLY [$#!T] IT'S ME
July 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
HOLY [$#!T] IT'S ME
I'M GOING TO DOUSE [Baltimore] IN FIRE AND SET IT ON GAS
July 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I'M GOING TO DOUSE [Baltimore] IN FIRE AND SET IT ON GAS
HAEHAEHAEHAE
THAT'S RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THAT CLOWN [Rue the Day] HE STEPPED FOOT ON MY [Free Domain]
THAT'S RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THAT CLOWN [Rue the Day] HE STEPPED FOOT ON MY [Free Domain]
July 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
HAEHAEHAEHAE
THAT'S RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THAT CLOWN [Rue the Day] HE STEPPED FOOT ON MY [Free Domain]
THAT'S RIGHT
I'LL MAKE THAT CLOWN [Rue the Day] HE STEPPED FOOT ON MY [Free Domain]
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July 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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July 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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[Loud Correct Buzzer]
June 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
[Loud Correct Buzzer]
TAKE THE [Deal]
June 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
TAKE THE [Deal]
NOW MAKE LIKE A [[BIG SHOT!!]] AND-
*RING RING*
WHAT?
HELLO? [CPS]??
IT'S FOR YOU.
*RING RING*
WHAT?
HELLO? [CPS]??
IT'S FOR YOU.
June 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
NOW MAKE LIKE A [[BIG SHOT!!]] AND-
*RING RING*
WHAT?
HELLO? [CPS]??
IT'S FOR YOU.
*RING RING*
WHAT?
HELLO? [CPS]??
IT'S FOR YOU.
AND BEFORE YOU SAY THAT THIS IS A SPOILER [Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer] IMPLIED IT
June 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
AND BEFORE YOU SAY THAT THIS IS A SPOILER [Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer] IMPLIED IT
[Hochi Mama refers to Noelle and her mom is a] [$*@&]ING @$$
June 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
[Hochi Mama refers to Noelle and her mom is a] [$*@&]ING @$$
AND I REFUSE TO GET [Iconic River Song Catchphrase]
June 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
AND I REFUSE TO GET [Iconic River Song Catchphrase]
OR MAYBE NOT I HAVE NOT [Scene It] THE [Seen It] WHERE I [Interaction Bait] WITH HIM
June 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
OR MAYBE NOT I HAVE NOT [Scene It] THE [Seen It] WHERE I [Interaction Bait] WITH HIM