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Making America German Again. Try and stop me! (Even my facts are parodies) #deeppolitics #conspiracy #classwar #againstempire #fourthreich
US Govt: We KNOW where the drugs in Venezuela are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and East, West, South and North somewhat.

US Media: Pentagon Reports Venezuelan Drugs In Area Around Tikrit, Baghdad and East, West, South and North Somewhat.

US citizens: Ok, let's go to war!!!
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
NO repercussions?

NOW you're speaking Mein language!

www.history.com/articles/pol...
After WWI, Hundreds of Politicians Were Murdered in Germany
Paramilitary groups killed political foes with no repercussions.
www.history.com
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Senator Roark, explaining how America works:

"Power don't come from a badge, or a gun. Power comes from lying. Lying big, and gettin' the whole damned world to play along with you. Once you got everybody agreeing with what they know in their hearts ain't true, you've got 'em by the balls."
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Why can't I be as happy as all the chronically ill people in pharmaceutical ads?
November 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Thanksgiving "Mar-A-Lago face".
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Steve Jobs dunked his feet in the toilets at HQ to "de-stress", was moved to the night shift at Atari due to body odor, and was forced to shower before Apple staff meetings due to his monkey-ass hygiene.

Remember this next time some capitalist-simp rambles about how "godlike" the ruling class is.
a boy in a pink shirt is standing in front of a toilet with the word flush on it
ALT: a boy in a pink shirt is standing in front of a toilet with the word flush on it
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Murder. Sex-slavery. Child porn. The Aryan Holy Trinity!

Once Meine peeps get an idea into their heads, NOTHING can stop them...well, aside from getting arrested.

Fear not, Meine freunde, there's an Orange Skull pardon just waiting for you, if things go South!

www.keranews.org/criminal-jus...
Argyle 20-year-old pleads not guilty to planning Haitian island invasion, attorney says
Tanner Thomas, a 20-year-old Argyle resident, pleaded not guilty on Monday in federal court to conspiracy to murder, maim or kidnap in a foreign country and production of child pornography.
www.keranews.org
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
USA! USA! USA!
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"A visually striking cover serves as the initial handshake between the author and reader, leaving a lasting impression that extends far beyond the bookstore shelves."

- David Taylor

If there's a better book cover produced this century, I haven't seen it AND I don't want to know about it!
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 AM
“Here I am working on this editorial, all about how it’s mostly liberals who have to get over yourselves, eat with your families, even the ones who are Trump voters. It just makes my job more difficult when Trump says to a woman ‘piggy.’”

- Honorary Aryan, Bill Maher, on how real the struggle is.
November 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Anyone who uses the word "tankie" UN-ironically in 2025, probably spent most of 1996 bitching about the lyrics of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" not accurately reflecting the song's title.*

*Or they're Feds/narcs.
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Heat: MAGA-version.

Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?

Because she was 12 YEARS OLD!
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Le FAFO.
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Oh goodie, Shen Yun's coming back to town!
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
A highly-skilled, meticulous, coworker of mine once got word that he was days away from being fired. Not for theft, or incompetence, but because his "attitude" wasn't a "good fit" with the company's new "zeitgeist".
(He was subsequently booted on fabricated charges of threatening a supervisor.) 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The soup Nazi LIVES!

nypost.com/2025/11/24/b...

PS: 90% chance YOUR boss is NO different/better.
Campbell Soup exec belittled ‘poor’ customers, spewed racist hate in secret recording: lawsuit
Robert Garza, a former cybersecurity analyst from Monroe, Mich., is suing the Campbell’s Soup Company in a Michigan court.
nypost.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Someone's gettin' fired at the Dollar Store!
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Hersh: Journalism rule, number 1, kiddo: NEVER fuck your sources!

Nuzzi: So, when you say "fuck", you mean fuck OVER, not FUCK-fuck, right?
November 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Pro tip: with Thanksgiving just days away, now's a good time to work on your jaw strength and dexterity training, in anticipation of all the verbal bitch-slaps pending delivery to millions of unfuckable, loudmouth, MAGA-uncles, at dinner tables across this great, stupid land.
November 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Posers gonna pose!
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Fair to say that for nearly a century, people have been reading dystopian sci-fi novels* like "Brave New World" and "1984" and "Fahrenheit 451" and "The Handmaid's Tale" etc. and they were like, "Yeah, um, we'll have what THEY'RE having!"
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
62 years ago today, the South won the Civil War and Germany won the second World War.
November 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Bluesky-Left starter kit:

Come for the boutique flag emojis.

Stay for the smooth-brain worldview where the GOP is considered so, um, Leninist (or, Stalinist maybe?) that it must be spelled with a hammer and sickle!
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM