Mike Mayo
hailmed.bsky.social
Mike Mayo
@hailmed.bsky.social
Respiratory therapist, partner, and model painter
He/they polyamorous
You caught my grandma in the photo you can barely see here but she's there!
April 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
She should get a rampable chainsaw and sprint after power. Gaining more speed as she shits walls.
March 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I LOVE HER MUSICAL TRACK. So many characters have their own tracks I use OPT for so much dnd ambiance
March 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's half a glass of Guinness, a shot of 25% Irish cream and Irish whiskey. Dropped in and chugged quickly. I used to partake alll the time when I was younger✨
March 16, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The money printer that would be a remake of colosseum gale of darkness 😭
March 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm suprised they did even that by how much we're disrespecting them
March 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My partner bless her little traumatized heart. I wish people had more patience to be blessed with the quality of her character.
March 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I miss Irish carbombs something fierce 😫
March 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Things I didn't know I needed
March 4, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I think my favorite meme I saw was a motorcyclist trying to steal a cops gun with one
March 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
She needs a dinosaur mouth grabber
March 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Miniaturist. I didn't even know that's a thing. My main hobby is minis ❤️🎶
February 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
People in awe at my wide, wide variety of moderate talents.

It's just a random against my will collection of hyper fixations. I'm a great XYZ because I got randomly obessed with it for 6 months 😭
February 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
10000%
"Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times." 🍳👄🍳. I'm good, I wish for absolutely standstill stagnation at this point. I would happily trade a tadpole than what's going on right now
February 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So when you see me powering through a task I genuinely don't want to do I am literally munching on fingies Lamas with hats style 😭
February 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
What's your favorite way to explain adhd it? My current is

"you know how your brain like stops you from biting off your finger like it's a carrot or touching a stove? My brain treats everything that's not urgent or emergent with that same level of, stop you shouldn't be doing this" ;~;
February 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
And I still bought leather scraps to practice on 😭
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I have had to put myself into a headlock physically two different times because my goblin adhd brain was like 🍳👄🍳 "we should learn leatherworking". SIR WE ARE IN ADVANCED PHARMACOLOGY AND A EVEN HARDER CLASS. N O
February 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Sold, cow content is the best.
February 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I deeply deeply think that hasboro need to take a close look at delicious in dungeon as primer on monster ecology. The fact that everything clicks in some way or fashion is so good to explore. A good book for more delicious in dungeon is the monsters know what they're doing. It's so good.
February 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
We'll bang okay as a casual goodbye haunts me to this day. Anytime I say goodbye to anyone a lil voice tries to make me say it. I'm almost 30 please no I can't say that 😭

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"we'll bang, ok?"
YouTube video by MegMage
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February 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM