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· Jan 31
I consider myself a casual skeeter but the SL is always so much fun.
I would never disrespect my granddaddy like that please and thank you with Crystals and Saltines ☺️
February 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I would never disrespect my granddaddy like that please and thank you with Crystals and Saltines ☺️
Yourself as a cartoon character.
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Yourself as a cartoon character.
Literally me yesterday making a doctor's appointment at my new PCP. He picked up that phone and I said thank gawd!! I said please sir make sure I get a doctor that's gonna believe me if you catch my drift and that's all he needed to hear.
That moment when someone picks up the phone and realizes that you are a Black person and they code switch with you is one of my top 5 experiences being Black 😂
a woman is standing in front of a microphone and laughing .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone and laughing .
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Literally me yesterday making a doctor's appointment at my new PCP. He picked up that phone and I said thank gawd!! I said please sir make sure I get a doctor that's gonna believe me if you catch my drift and that's all he needed to hear.
How does Beyonce always know when I finish filing my taxes 🙂
January 24, 2026 at 9:42 PM
How does Beyonce always know when I finish filing my taxes 🙂
Tell me your pet's name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Tell me your pet's name in a gif
Why tf is January already over?!
January 23, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Why tf is January already over?!
No judgement AT ALL but I implore some of you guys to check out FetLife.com where posting HOLE and POLE are the norm and not a jumpscare for someone who just watched a cute puppy video followed by a picture of yummy looking baked potato and people skeeting through insomnia.
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January 23, 2026 at 10:52 AM
No judgement AT ALL but I implore some of you guys to check out FetLife.com where posting HOLE and POLE are the norm and not a jumpscare for someone who just watched a cute puppy video followed by a picture of yummy looking baked potato and people skeeting through insomnia.
I would like a ROBBERY video post hast Mr. A$AP.
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I would like a ROBBERY video post hast Mr. A$AP.
Why are we doing that when Kevin Smith just bodies his rendition with Master's of the Universe: Revelation!?!? Give me a season 4!!
First look at Jared Leto's Skeletor in 'Masters of the Universe'
January 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Why are we doing that when Kevin Smith just bodies his rendition with Master's of the Universe: Revelation!?!? Give me a season 4!!
Finally finished this season of Fiona and Cake and safe to say I am unwell 😭
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Finally finished this season of Fiona and Cake and safe to say I am unwell 😭
This an anti-southern and somehow feels racists idk?!?!?!
only crackheads put mustard on they hotdogs
December 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This an anti-southern and somehow feels racists idk?!?!?!
Merry Christmas niccas!
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Merry Christmas niccas!
Stumble is my new sitcom obsession lol
December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Stumble is my new sitcom obsession lol
NLE has been leaning a lil CAMP I fear the last few years so I'm trying not to judge his artistic expression but that cowboy jig got me cackling like a fox in hea 🤣🤣🤣
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
NLE has been leaning a lil CAMP I fear the last few years so I'm trying not to judge his artistic expression but that cowboy jig got me cackling like a fox in hea 🤣🤣🤣
Why did he just randomly start doing a Haka I am confused?!?!?
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Why did he just randomly start doing a Haka I am confused?!?!?
Contemplating on applying for one of these bikini barista carts but like is it a paper bag test or some cause I neverrrrrrr see any girls that look like me.
November 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Contemplating on applying for one of these bikini barista carts but like is it a paper bag test or some cause I neverrrrrrr see any girls that look like me.
Why do the r&b girls always have to run to that backflipping JAY for a feature! IM SICK OF IT!!
November 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Why do the r&b girls always have to run to that backflipping JAY for a feature! IM SICK OF IT!!
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God please send this man to Hell tonight, it’s time.
October 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
God please send this man to Hell tonight, it’s time.
Fawkkkkk cries in still knowing mines, my Papaws and my aunties landline by heart like it's 281-330-8004.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Fawkkkkk cries in still knowing mines, my Papaws and my aunties landline by heart like it's 281-330-8004.
First Halloween Party of the season owes us nothing!!!!
October 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
First Halloween Party of the season owes us nothing!!!!
English Teacher is pure comedy lmfao.
October 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
English Teacher is pure comedy lmfao.
Lmfaoooooooooo dawgggg he got the fuck up there hahahahaha
October 7, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Lmfaoooooooooo dawgggg he got the fuck up there hahahahaha
Baby always giving face 💖
September 30, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Baby always giving face 💖
It's my birthday and it doesn't feel like it. For weeks I've been trying to get myself out a this episode before now and I'm still so far in the shit.
September 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
It's my birthday and it doesn't feel like it. For weeks I've been trying to get myself out a this episode before now and I'm still so far in the shit.
Just left HIM and my God cinema.
September 20, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Just left HIM and my God cinema.