homosex, boobs, vodka 🤔

do stuffies count?
i rly love my hyena :3

every day im given a new reason to switch to iphone lol

.... yanno i never put 2 and 2 together but when you put it like that i guess it *isn't* normal for everything to feel nostalgic no matter how recent it was

no thank you i dont want tags or habit analysis or statistics reporting or kanban or an ai assistant or 20 different metadata fields i would just like repeating daily tasks with reminders. maybe a widget if we're feeling fancy!

then when we smooch theyll be like golly gee

oo i didn't know u could get these for anything but epinephrine... might look into it 👀

just need my own personal nurse to do it for me, im to hypochondriac for this istg

i think my biggest issue is that im terrified of accidentally injecting into a vein. ive nicked a capillary or something a few times and bled a lot and when that happens i nearly faint 😭
but also needing more technique also sounds terrifying sifjdkfbekfjw

yayy!!