Hagen Patrick
@hagen-patrick.bsky.social
Defier of profile descriptions.
"A lot of people are asking when I'll be suing them."
Including the BBC, I'm sure. You don't have a case, Trump.
Including the BBC, I'm sure. You don't have a case, Trump.
December 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"A lot of people are asking when I'll be suing them."
Including the BBC, I'm sure. You don't have a case, Trump.
Including the BBC, I'm sure. You don't have a case, Trump.
"Pam, look into this thing I'm unaware of and see if I can make a few billion from a pardon."
December 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
"Pam, look into this thing I'm unaware of and see if I can make a few billion from a pardon."
Couldn't we just run them together until they burst into flame? The tweets, I mean. Nothing else.
December 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Couldn't we just run them together until they burst into flame? The tweets, I mean. Nothing else.
"We really haven't given it much thought over the past 10 years."
December 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"We really haven't given it much thought over the past 10 years."
The new Two Months translation has dropped.
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The new Two Months translation has dropped.
"I've already built new shelves for the money!"
December 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"I've already built new shelves for the money!"
"I'm so convinced of it I'm going to send ICE to monitor the next elections!"
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"I'm so convinced of it I'm going to send ICE to monitor the next elections!"
"They're like countries without as much money, right?"
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"They're like countries without as much money, right?"
"If you were as crazy as me, you'd believe it, too!"
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"If you were as crazy as me, you'd believe it, too!"
"In two weeks!"
December 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"In two weeks!"
They're all wondering what the fuck is wrong with you, Trump.
December 14, 2025 at 6:30 PM
They're all wondering what the fuck is wrong with you, Trump.
"Hey, let me distract everybody with something else!"
December 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"Hey, let me distract everybody with something else!"
"I'm spending more money on stupid shit while my voters lose their insurance!"
December 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"I'm spending more money on stupid shit while my voters lose their insurance!"
"I either know better or don't know anything, but either way I will say Trump is the best ever!"
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"I either know better or don't know anything, but either way I will say Trump is the best ever!"
"Things can happen if people can easily get guns, so MAGA!"
December 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"Things can happen if people can easily get guns, so MAGA!"
The Grand Outta-answers Party.
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 PM
The Grand Outta-answers Party.
"I am a sad little coward because opposing Trump looks hard."
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"I am a sad little coward because opposing Trump looks hard."
Hegseth: The rules of war are for pussies! We'll shoot anybody we want!
Future combatants: Thanks for the free pass, ya drunk.
Future combatants: Thanks for the free pass, ya drunk.
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hegseth: The rules of war are for pussies! We'll shoot anybody we want!
Future combatants: Thanks for the free pass, ya drunk.
Future combatants: Thanks for the free pass, ya drunk.
Pretty sure Bovino needs to be deported now.
December 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Pretty sure Bovino needs to be deported now.
Cassidy has fucked himself so hard he's probably pregnant.
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Cassidy has fucked himself so hard he's probably pregnant.
They don't have it because you're not making it available, Hassett.
December 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
They don't have it because you're not making it available, Hassett.
"The president says in about two weeks."
December 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"The president says in about two weeks."
"He was looking at it while he was resting his eyes."
December 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
"He was looking at it while he was resting his eyes."
You assholes in the Trump administration just will never admit you were wrong.
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You assholes in the Trump administration just will never admit you were wrong.
"God bless the peace president for wanting to kill people!"
December 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
"God bless the peace president for wanting to kill people!"