Hadlee Simons
@hadleesimons.bsky.social
Smartphone journalist and lame pun guy.
Ah yes let me order an Uber immediately after ordering food, that makes sense. Get the fuck outta here, Uber.
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Ah yes let me order an Uber immediately after ordering food, that makes sense. Get the fuck outta here, Uber.
Google's AI Overviews are still a pathetic game of whack-a-mole lol
October 22, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Google's AI Overviews are still a pathetic game of whack-a-mole lol
Motorola's SEO-driven product pages never fail to amuse me.
July 21, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Motorola's SEO-driven product pages never fail to amuse me.
Oh sweet, Indycar race tomorrow! Can't wait to watch the...
July 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Oh sweet, Indycar race tomorrow! Can't wait to watch the...
@thebishf1.bsky.social Taking a few quick snaps for a tech-related feature article. Thought you'd appreciate the 'And Colossally' appearance. :)
May 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
@thebishf1.bsky.social Taking a few quick snaps for a tech-related feature article. Thought you'd appreciate the 'And Colossally' appearance. :)
Context for non-South Africans 😅
May 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Context for non-South Africans 😅
Ever wondered what happens when you try taking a photo with the X200 Ultra's main and ultrawide cameras while the lens is attached? 😂 You can pretend you're driving a tank or something.
May 6, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Ever wondered what happens when you try taking a photo with the X200 Ultra's main and ultrawide cameras while the lens is attached? 😂 You can pretend you're driving a tank or something.
Do find it funny that Samsung's robot is called Ballie.
The reason:
The reason:
April 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Do find it funny that Samsung's robot is called Ballie.
The reason:
The reason:
Oh nice. OnePlus is working on Bullets Wireless Z3. Per Bluetooth SIG listing. Got the first-gen earbuds and quite like them for battery life and 10 min charge giving 10 hours of playback.
April 1, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Oh nice. OnePlus is working on Bullets Wireless Z3. Per Bluetooth SIG listing. Got the first-gen earbuds and quite like them for battery life and 10 min charge giving 10 hours of playback.
March 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Alright, which DIRCO officials got to skip the queue for this flight to Dubai?
February 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Alright, which DIRCO officials got to skip the queue for this flight to Dubai?
Remember when Dogecoin first started as a joke and they actually sponsored a Nascar driver?
Man, crazy how dickheads can co-opt stuff.
Man, crazy how dickheads can co-opt stuff.
February 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Remember when Dogecoin first started as a joke and they actually sponsored a Nascar driver?
Man, crazy how dickheads can co-opt stuff.
Man, crazy how dickheads can co-opt stuff.
It was a Nazi/fascist salute. JFC just call it what it fucking was, Billboard, you absolute cowards.
January 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
It was a Nazi/fascist salute. JFC just call it what it fucking was, Billboard, you absolute cowards.
Eddie Irvine's jaguar-themed helmet was pretty cool, even if his Jaguar was a slow piece of shit and Ford's corporate meddling doomed that team.
January 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Eddie Irvine's jaguar-themed helmet was pretty cool, even if his Jaguar was a slow piece of shit and Ford's corporate meddling doomed that team.
I've seen some combos in my life before but damn.
January 18, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I've seen some combos in my life before but damn.
Pretty much my thoughts too. Took a few photos of these AI-branded products too haha.
January 17, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Pretty much my thoughts too. Took a few photos of these AI-branded products too haha.
Getting Denny's at 4:30am because jetlag lol. Anyway, CES is upon us!
January 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Getting Denny's at 4:30am because jetlag lol. Anyway, CES is upon us!
Realme says the Realme 14 Pro Plus is the world's first cold-sensitive color-changing phone.
December 19, 2024 at 10:01 AM
Realme says the Realme 14 Pro Plus is the world's first cold-sensitive color-changing phone.
At the Realme 14 Pro series media event in Copenhagen courtesy of the company. A first look at the new mid-range series, with a Huawei-like pearl design.
December 19, 2024 at 9:47 AM
At the Realme 14 Pro series media event in Copenhagen courtesy of the company. A first look at the new mid-range series, with a Huawei-like pearl design.
Say what you want to about Perez's driving abilities, but Red Bull would've likely been further up the constructor's standings if they listened to him saying the car was shit.
Same thing happened with Ferrari and Irvine, per Edge of Greatness (neat book about Schumy):
Same thing happened with Ferrari and Irvine, per Edge of Greatness (neat book about Schumy):
December 9, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Say what you want to about Perez's driving abilities, but Red Bull would've likely been further up the constructor's standings if they listened to him saying the car was shit.
Same thing happened with Ferrari and Irvine, per Edge of Greatness (neat book about Schumy):
Same thing happened with Ferrari and Irvine, per Edge of Greatness (neat book about Schumy):
More than a decade under the influence etc etc
December 5, 2024 at 5:57 AM
More than a decade under the influence etc etc
You've heard of AI object erasing, AI summaries, and AI image generation, but what about:
November 25, 2024 at 1:20 PM
You've heard of AI object erasing, AI summaries, and AI image generation, but what about: