That will be a nice day.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
That will be a nice day.
Michael, in your expert opinion, what is the likelihood of Tr*mp himself featuring in the stats? Could you even bring yourself to type his name?
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Michael, in your expert opinion, what is the likelihood of Tr*mp himself featuring in the stats? Could you even bring yourself to type his name?
Oh don't give me that when we all know you've had your eye on Uncles Geoffrey for years. Either or both of them.
a woman with green hair is sitting in front of a mannequin .
ALT: a woman with green hair is sitting in front of a mannequin .
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November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oh don't give me that when we all know you've had your eye on Uncles Geoffrey for years. Either or both of them.
Dawn French would be excellent!
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dawn French would be excellent!
It was hilarious. Loved Nikita's choice. And I'll miss Claudia when she leaves.
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It was hilarious. Loved Nikita's choice. And I'll miss Claudia when she leaves.
In my head, Killian doesn't really like women so he's a harmless flirtation, Sir Michael is scared of women so he's a pointless flirtation, and Jasper is a middle aged man so he's a perfect flirtation.
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In my head, Killian doesn't really like women so he's a harmless flirtation, Sir Michael is scared of women so he's a pointless flirtation, and Jasper is a middle aged man so he's a perfect flirtation.
Is it Mrs Buckley's first name?
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Is it Mrs Buckley's first name?
Doreen the Strumpet, more like. I can't believe you've paired her up with Jasper without giving PG6 a chance to woo him first. I thought we were friends* Steven 😞
*long standing inhabitants of the same imaginary village
*long standing inhabitants of the same imaginary village
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Doreen the Strumpet, more like. I can't believe you've paired her up with Jasper without giving PG6 a chance to woo him first. I thought we were friends* Steven 😞
*long standing inhabitants of the same imaginary village
*long standing inhabitants of the same imaginary village
Killian is sooooo dreamy. I think I love him.
November 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Killian is sooooo dreamy. I think I love him.
Almost. I'm just worried that, because casting films takes so long, the recently deceased person will be not-so-recently deceased by the time the film is made. Unless the plan is to cast a living person and then convert them to a deceased person just before filming their scenes?
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Almost. I'm just worried that, because casting films takes so long, the recently deceased person will be not-so-recently deceased by the time the film is made. Unless the plan is to cast a living person and then convert them to a deceased person just before filming their scenes?
Michael, I'm trying to get behind you on this but I'm struggling to see it. Please tell me which actors/villagers will be playing the parts of Kevin Homealone, The Wet Bandits, and the recently deceased person. Many thanks.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Michael, I'm trying to get behind you on this but I'm struggling to see it. Please tell me which actors/villagers will be playing the parts of Kevin Homealone, The Wet Bandits, and the recently deceased person. Many thanks.
Yes. Apologies, I've only just noticed that typo.
November 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Yes. Apologies, I've only just noticed that typo.
Avery, what's your position on Sylvia's Mother by Dr Hook? The singer directly addresses Mrs Avery (Sylvia's mother) but she's not named in the title.
November 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Avery, what's your position on Sylvia's Mother by Dr Hook? The singer directly addresses Mrs Avery (Sylvia's mother) but she's not named in the title.
You tell that to Mr Higgs.
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
You tell that to Mr Higgs.
[DM to Avery: are you sure it's not, hun?]
November 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
[DM to Avery: are you sure it's not, hun?]
Michael, the only song that was written for you, and about you, is Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble by Mac Davis. You shouldn't be listening to anything else.
Btw, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be parachuting into Dan's birthday party?
Btw, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be parachuting into Dan's birthday party?
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Michael, the only song that was written for you, and about you, is Oh Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble by Mac Davis. You shouldn't be listening to anything else.
Btw, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be parachuting into Dan's birthday party?
Btw, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be parachuting into Dan's birthday party?
You're doing a grand job. Keep going as you are and soon enough you'll discover the Tankie bosun.
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 AM
You're doing a grand job. Keep going as you are and soon enough you'll discover the Tankie bosun.
I'm a bit concerned that you are having difficulties understanding this, Tankie. If you're not understanding the simple works of Einstein, Schrödinger et al, then I really don't see how Michael and I can break it down further for you. Maybe it would be easier if you just tell yourself it's magic?
November 22, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I'm a bit concerned that you are having difficulties understanding this, Tankie. If you're not understanding the simple works of Einstein, Schrödinger et al, then I really don't see how Michael and I can break it down further for you. Maybe it would be easier if you just tell yourself it's magic?
You're wrong, Tankie. Between us, Michael and I actually possess all the knowledge in the universe. We know what genius looks like.
November 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
You're wrong, Tankie. Between us, Michael and I actually possess all the knowledge in the universe. We know what genius looks like.
Of course they're fun! If you forget your PIN you get to ask someone if they know it, and that could be the start of something beautiful.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Of course they're fun! If you forget your PIN you get to ask someone if they know it, and that could be the start of something beautiful.
Where's the fun in that?
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Where's the fun in that?
Mine has four 7s but I'm not telling you which order they're in.
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Mine has four 7s but I'm not telling you which order they're in.
I agree with you, Michael. I also think we should all have the same PIN, and it should be 1234. That way, if somebody forgets their PIN, somebody else could say "Oh, it's 1234, the same as mine".
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I agree with you, Michael. I also think we should all have the same PIN, and it should be 1234. That way, if somebody forgets their PIN, somebody else could say "Oh, it's 1234, the same as mine".