Listen closely..

Heh, yeah I worked on the Eastside with a bunch of transplants from Chicago who had the same attitude, until the first time it snowed..

(Steep hills + snow that always stays right at the melting point) x overnight-slush-to-ice freezing = [Slip Sliding Away by Paul Simon]

"I find your lack of coffee disturbing."
"Help me Coffee. You're my only hope!"

Now, all we have to do is con @shawnmerwin.bsky.social and @alphastream.bsky.social into a death defying late night heist into the mimic infested WoTC file-dungeons to retrieve the campaign book rights..

The resemblance is uncanny.

If we push the pre-order button *extra hard*, can we get it earlier??

So excited to see Daggerheart expand and grow! Next year's going to be amazing. Can't wait to hear about all the stuff y'all and the community are cooking up. <3

We need to quest to find the lost Monster Tribes of Tictacikal Stoodees, who are the only ones with a more direct claim to the throne, and can defeat the evil imposter Grenade Wizhard.