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Gym Jordan
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Chronic Aspiring Lawmaker.
Not a real Congress Critter.
Parody of a "Conservative".
Alleged SA enabler at An Ohio State University. A legacy not to be forgotten.
(He/Him but no biggie - respects your preference 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️⚧️)
"we'll test it in production" lol
November 22, 2025 at 8:15 PM
but it's cheaper than last year's thanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The best way to resolve it is to just dissolve it!
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Gotta disagree. The only Bright Line is between zero and one.
Hand in the cookie jar = removal of power
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Humans are disgusting.

We make our horse slaves wear decorative asshole covers where their tails should be now?
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm excited to find out why I'm starting to hear rumors of you referred to as "Scorched-Earth Ron" 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I thought our beef was coming from Argentina now?
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM