GuyRonic
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GuyRonic
@guyronic.bsky.social
All these people today saying

"Oh my god, I think Trump might be ok with violence"

What, were you asleep all of January 6th?
December 16, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ahmed Al Ahmed
Jose El Jose
Vlad тот Vlad
Leonardo Da Leonardo
Hans Die Hans
Jean Valjean
December 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Okay, that does it.

This is going to get me on put on a watch list, but I'm officially declaring myself as Antififa
December 12, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
When Leah Remini left Scientology and spoke out against them, everyone hailed her as a hero and a cultural icon.

Now Marjorie Taylor Greene is the first to leave the MAGA cult and people are still calling for her to be waterboarded in the leftover Koolaid.
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
10 years of non-stop "Wake up and smell the Koolaid" with literally 0 progress.

Now the reddest of hats turns beige, and mfers out there are saying: "I still hate her"
November 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Get ready for a lot of unprompted soliloquies about: age is just a number; biblical law has allowed people to marry 12 year-olds for millennia now.
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Actual Prediction:

When the shit hits the fan, they're going to go with the

"Biblical principles say you can marry a 12 year old" angle

if the Epstein files ever come out.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Judge: $52 billion is an "unfathomable sum" to pay the CEO

Elon: OK I'll settle for $1 trillion
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Dick Cheney condemned the Jan 6th attacks, and Trump for instigating them.

He campaigned for Kamala.

There's absolutely no reason to be happy about his passing.

It's not going to undo all the shitty things he did, it's just going to stop him from trying to make up for them.
November 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Why does Poland's prime minister sound like he was named by Chat GPT 0.5?
November 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If Trump deserves a peace prize for an 8 day ceasefire, how many are we giving to Biden for the one he negotiated that lasted 58 days?

January 19th to March 18th

Which was coincidentally the day that Netanyahu was about to be forced to testify in his corruption trial and then got postponed again.
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
According to JD Vance, saying "Free Palestine" is anti-Semitic hate speech, but "I love Hitler" is just a bit of breezy effervescent light humor.
October 17, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Dusting this one off from 2018
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I wish that 1% of the energy that went into protesting comedians taking 400k from the Saudis would have been focused onto trump taking Billions of dollars from them for his memecoins, hotels, businesses, and gifts, including none other than a $400 million jet.
October 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Why do people still take the subway when so many people keep getting "terminal" cancer
September 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Do you know those tamper proof seals you see under the lids of food and medicine?

There's an interesting story behind that.

Back in the early 80s, there were a string of mysterious deaths, beginning with the death of a 12 year old girl.

After investigating, authorities realized that in each
September 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Promises Made, Promises Kept
September 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you had told me in 2020 that in 5 years the right would be pro-mask and the left anti-mask I would have said you've been injecting bleach with a flashlight up your ass.

www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/n...
Acting U.S. Attorney says immigration enforcement agents are "not going to follow" California's law enforcement mask ban
Acting U.S. Attorney Bill Essayli also said a post from the Governor Newsom Press Office X account added "fuel to the fire" in the wake of the Charlie Kirk assassination.
www.cbsnews.com
September 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I mean, his hands are tied unless the guy becomes trans later.
September 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM