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"There seems little point in wasting time on such an explanation since you would be incapable of understanding it."

Soon to be laid off IT consultant at a global megacorp.
I am not old enough to read DMs.
He/Him.
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
November 19, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I'm going to stick it to the Reform government by having this as my Christmas dinner.
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

En nesten tom sal, jeg tolker det slik at jeg skal kanselleres til døde
November 9, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Where's your fuckin' poppy?
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness...
October 22, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Windows having a totally normal moment.
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
'British food is the best.'
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
October 13, 2025 at 8:25 AM
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation
September 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The Butlerian Jihad was, of course, spearheaded by this man:
September 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
No man really believes, ever, that any given event will kill him.
#BookSky
September 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
September 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Avoiding the news and succumbing to the simple pleasures of nostalgia
September 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
September 13, 2025 at 9:24 AM
"Pre-order iPhone 17 Pro"
September 12, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Where I'm calling from
September 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
"And why not?"
September 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Danny de Leon
September 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
September 1, 2025 at 8:20 AM