Waffle house - if you go in sober, they serve you fast. If you go in fucked up, they make your ass sit there and sober up before even getting your order. Call that cheap rehab.

Had a plug once that would serve me literally anytime and anywhere. Hit him up once while he was actively in the middle of a B&E and he still told me to pull up for the bag. That's work ethic right there.

Why the fuck are they making everybody do a "happy dance" when they take a bite in food commercials nowadays

"It insists upon itself" didn't make sense to me before I listened to Sleep Token for the very first time.

Bridal party? More like nightmare blunt rotation

You haven't lived if you never sat on one of these doing hard drugs and chain-smoking cigarettes at 3am on the front porch of a single-wide trailer before, truly
#whitetrashclass #meme #lol