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Rohan Patel
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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗹 ❤🤍
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I have watched this an unhealthy number of times now. 🍿🤌🏾

Hope is a dangerous thing. 🕯️ We let them have it for 96 minutes, then Kai took it away in the 97th.🤣 Pure cinema. 🎬 Watching them process that 1-0 is better than any 4-0 beating. Wembley bound and vibes are IMMACULATE. 🥂🎗
😭😭😭
February 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Meanwhile, over in the 115 district of Manchester, they are actually trying to get a player eligible for a match in which he is clearly cup-tied.👍🏾
Leicester City deducted six points for PSR breaches in 2023-24.
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Everyone and their mother, knows that it was all a camera show. Don't be telling porkies fella. 🤥🤡
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Where is bench cam?????
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Reposted by Rohan Patel
“I’m gonna be snookering you tonight…”
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Nah, he risked all his badman aura for this and lost. Also, look at the faces on the bench. 🤣😭
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 AM
New drop, from Tom Curren! 📰 😮‍💨
February 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
🎙🤌🏾
February 4, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Eddie, with a deep look of melancholy about him. 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Why the fuck did I stick with this shite? Could've re-watched that Kai goal again, a few more times. FFS!
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Not too fussed about a Newcastle comeback, tbh. I'd rather play 115. We have a good record against them and they're most definitely due! 👋🏽
February 4, 2026 at 7:34 PM
I've watched ITV, CBS, and Sky Sports... all blathering on about how good Chelsea were, and how their dope of a coach was a tactical genius. 🤡🎤 Am I missing something or were they gaslighting us en masse?
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
February 4, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Such a sad loss. A master of the game. Whether it was the commentary or the "simply beautiful" fun of 𝘽𝙞𝙜 𝘽𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠 which was a must-watch in our house every Saturday night, he was a legend! 🎱🕊️
February 4, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Screaming about the halfway line in the warmup at our players like it’s a battleground. 🤣🤡 Absolute weirdo!
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Reposted by Rohan Patel
This, had me absolutely howling. I wonder if a bit of Flubber snuck it's way into his shoe? 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
What a team! 😍
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 AM
If watching that ending in the stadium or at home wasn't funny enough, here is Kai shattering rentboy hearts from that wally John Terry's POV. 🤣😭💉
February 4, 2026 at 7:33 AM
I have watched this an unhealthy number of times now. 🍿🤌🏾

Hope is a dangerous thing. 🕯️ We let them have it for 96 minutes, then Kai took it away in the 97th.🤣 Pure cinema. 🎬 Watching them process that 1-0 is better than any 4-0 beating. Wembley bound and vibes are IMMACULATE. 🥂🎗
February 4, 2026 at 7:15 AM
G'mornin! 🔊😊
Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over (2010 Version) (Official Music Video)
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February 4, 2026 at 6:53 AM
February 4, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Arsenal are the first team in Europe's top-five leagues to reach 20 clean sheets in all competitions this season. That's 20 clean sheets in 38 games. Absurdly good side out of possession. #afc
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 AM
This, had me absolutely howling. I wonder if a bit of Flubber snuck it's way into his shoe? 🤣
February 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Liam Rosenior reminds me of this fella. Thinks he knows best, when he clearly doesn't have a clue!
February 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
This MF needed a goal (two, for the win), and came with five at the back. Who the fuck does that? 🥴
Liam Rosenior reacts to Paul Merson's heavy criticism of Chelsea's display against Arsenal:

"I've been a pundit, It's easy." 😤
February 3, 2026 at 11:55 PM