each individual member of our staff is REQUIRED by contract to take this to the beach

"hello help my lousy maid won't stop tripping over everything and making it all worse"

sounds like something a guilty party would say......

thank you for supporting our Smug Plum Agenda

it's nothing personal, but also it is personal because 1. we did it first, 2. we did it better, and 3. other people just take our ideas. so we'll gloat a bit and also include the best stickers you'll ever get and then talk trash on BSKY. HAPPY THANKSGIVING

WE KNOW IT WAS YOU 👁️👁️

closest we ever got (and it's not really that close)

and something no other store in the entire world can offer?

this sticker

it never occurred to us how baffling our from name must be to 80% of customers

do you need us to build you a Gundam card game deck 👀

jealous

definitely a not-so-subtle inspiration!

First ever mascot art:

one of these days we'll get around to putting out the character reference sheets

they request that we keep their information private, we wish we could share it but we respect their wishes