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Guintiger
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Love my family, gaming with said family, reading awesome books/poetry, painting 40k/DnD minis, driving my car, teaching. In that order. Sorta. Most days. Add unicorns to the list somewhere. Happily married heterosexual female - ethots stop DMing me.
And that's a stereograph in the background - can anyone make it out? I thought it was a flying saucer but now I'm thinking it's just a floating cookie...
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Every mom has done this at some point...they buy a bag of nice candy that they love just as much as their kid....but since THEY aren't a kid anymore it's expected that you just demurely have one piece and give the rest to the kid. Nah - stash that under the bathroom sink. They'll never have to know.
November 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
..."and millions MORE suffer and die needlessly."

Fixed it.
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Meh - little of column a, a little of column b...
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Published in 74 but I read it in the 80s so that counts, right?
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Some people just blindly vote for whoever has the "R" next to their name and never bother to inform themselves about anything else regarding the candidate - they think that "R" tells them everything they need to know.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If Trump was asking them to do something LAWFUL then this wouldn't be a discussion.

The fact that he's going on about them disobeying HIS ORDERS is just him admitting that his orders are unlawful.

4-D chess my happy @ss
November 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
True story - my eyes blitzed over this WAY too fast and I really thought it said "Onion" instead of "Opinion".

The Onion would make much more sense here, I think.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Source: Navy Veteran Hubby
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Did someone say....CASUS BELLI?!?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUZv...
Europa Universalis IV - The Musical: Casus Belli
YouTube video by Paradox Interactive
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
For added fun, they're NOT in the wrong order. I think Petey just has Medal Envy.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Yeah - go-cart is pretty apt...it's like a go-cart for a grown up....SOOOOO much fun to drive. Makes me smile every time I go out to take her for a spin. I may also be guilty of talking to her.
November 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'd just like to comment that stuffing the bird with eggs is absolutely diabolical (but sounds tasty).
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Same...so I'm planning to get a boss-level coffee, sip it slowly while watching some birds outside my window, and THEN getting on with the day.

Sending coffee vibes!
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Just reading through Senator Kelly's military career, the first thing my brain filled in at the end was "And Trump dodged the draft by claiming to have bone spurs."
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Begs the question....how much cocaine were those committee members on when they crafted this?
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
That's some next level side eye from Patel.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I mean, they ARE united. In panic.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Yeah - so they're teaching these lessons..but what happens when you have a kid like mine in the class who raises her hand and says "Can we also talk about the Salem witch trials?"
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Looks more like a sketchy elopement chapel.
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Guy looks like he just trekked through a minefield of green highlighters.
November 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM