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The press deserves his disrespect for failing to put him in his place.

I have no sympathy for them.
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
It should be a crime for public servants to lie to the public like that.

She should be kept in a gd cage.
December 10, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There should be progressively higher property taxes on every property that isn't owned as a primary residence.
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I didn't mean to laugh at this.
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The fact that he'd try to gaslight like that shows how stupid he thinks the American people are.
December 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Trump's opinion is shit on any topic.
December 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Con men like Trump were dealt with through duels back then.

He'd never have been given any position of public trust.
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We need a name for the mental illness that causes people to obsess over owning and controlling everything.

Epstein Class Disorder?
December 9, 2025 at 9:44 PM
They need to slap back and tell him "You're the worst POTUS in history - Idi Amin was a better president than you are."
December 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
AI should be destroyed in its infancy.
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 PM
How can there be anyone who still doesn't understand how tariffs work?

She's lying on purpose.
December 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Someone should tell those old fools they look like ghouls.
December 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I laughed against my will.
December 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He's just making sure he licked those boots as clean as he could.
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
John Lemon glasses :D
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The bounties they're collecting will be how they're identified when it comes time to prosecute ICE agents for their human rights violations.
December 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
It's not a difference of opinions, it's a difference of morals.
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I prefer presidents who don't roll over and show their belly to anyone who gives them a treat.
December 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If you didn't shout "WRONG!" and giggle while running away, you missed an opportunity.
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Elon bribed Trump to let him dismantle the agencies investigating Musk's shady business practices.

They should both spend the rest of their lives in prison cells.
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's almost funny that anyone can get Trump to do tricks for him by giving him a treat, patting him on the head, and telling him, "You're a good boy!"
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
All of Trump's accolades are participation trophies.

If there's ever a prize for being a lying piece of excrement, he might finally win on his own merit.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
We should all own the copyright to our own image, and nobody should be able to use it without our express consent.
December 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM