Guayando
@guayandodeer.bsky.social
Deer | 9+10 | gay lil freak | Sim Racer | Motorsport Fan | Any/All | 🔞 Minors DNI
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in 10 years they’ll make this same post about freddy got fingered
Fascists truly cannot distinguish fiction from reality
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
This has ELEVEN THOUSAND likes on the hellsite
December 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
in 10 years they’ll make this same post about freddy got fingered
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I know what a vowel is... now... ft. @sybilthemoth.bsky.social
December 30, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I know what a vowel is... now... ft. @sybilthemoth.bsky.social
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The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 AM
The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place
Y'all need to watch Marty Supreme like right now. Best movie of the year imo
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Y'all need to watch Marty Supreme like right now. Best movie of the year imo
TFW you find out the masking tape youve been using bleeds paint a lot
December 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
TFW you find out the masking tape youve been using bleeds paint a lot
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Im just saying, itd be a much better game if it was called Fallout 67
December 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Im just saying, itd be a much better game if it was called Fallout 67
Chipotle
Travels
Sex
Travels
Sex
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
December 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Chipotle
Travels
Sex
Travels
Sex
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The ribbon is blending with the pants and isn't attached to the bikini slip at all. A legit artist does not make simple mistakes like these, even beginners don't.
Looks to be that they trace over AI and present is as their own work. This is extremely disappointing..
Looks to be that they trace over AI and present is as their own work. This is extremely disappointing..
December 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The ribbon is blending with the pants and isn't attached to the bikini slip at all. A legit artist does not make simple mistakes like these, even beginners don't.
Looks to be that they trace over AI and present is as their own work. This is extremely disappointing..
Looks to be that they trace over AI and present is as their own work. This is extremely disappointing..
Im at my dad's place rn why the fuck is the Science Channel talking about mermaids
December 26, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Im at my dad's place rn why the fuck is the Science Channel talking about mermaids
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This 97 year old diner still serves cunt the old fashioned way
This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
December 26, 2025 at 5:27 AM
This 97 year old diner still serves cunt the old fashioned way
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this is how I'm greeting new bluesky users
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
this is how I'm greeting new bluesky users
Just saw a YouTube Poop that used GenAI voices instead of sentence mixing. What has this world come to??
December 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Just saw a YouTube Poop that used GenAI voices instead of sentence mixing. What has this world come to??
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POV: You just received a master’s degree from the University of Oklahoma for answering “God and Jesus” for 8 years on every assignment
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
POV: You just received a master’s degree from the University of Oklahoma for answering “God and Jesus” for 8 years on every assignment
Cosmo getting pegged by Wanda
December 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Cosmo getting pegged by Wanda
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Christmas fucking sucks this year holy hell I'm not in a good mood holy fuck
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Christmas fucking sucks this year holy hell I'm not in a good mood holy fuck
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For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art
December 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
For further context twitter added a button that allows users to generate ai images using existing art posts from artists. It removes glaze and it basically reskins the artwork by using the existing work as a base. Twitter is no longer a safe space for art
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If you switch to bsky it will be vitally important to not use the Discover feed and instead pin this one
December 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you switch to bsky it will be vitally important to not use the Discover feed and instead pin this one
I think I may have to end my friendship with my best friend of 8 years.
December 24, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I think I may have to end my friendship with my best friend of 8 years.
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They normally don't let me drink in the office but as a christmas gift they gave me a special cocktail they called "movie fluid" and it lets me see at framerates never before imagined
December 24, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They normally don't let me drink in the office but as a christmas gift they gave me a special cocktail they called "movie fluid" and it lets me see at framerates never before imagined
Beetlejuice is peak. Otho is best girl.
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Beetlejuice is peak. Otho is best girl.