gstake.bsky.social
gstake.bsky.social
@gstake.bsky.social
Dear God, sorry to disturb you, but-
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear
We all need a big reduction in amount of tears
And all the people that you made in your own image
See them fighting in the street
'Cause they can't make opinions meet about God
I can't believe in you
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Oh thank Christ you weren’t wearing a tank top.
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Cabin in the Woods?
October 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A dumbestic goddess?
September 25, 2025 at 6:02 AM
ECROTCH!
September 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
That was beautiful. Mateer is what we THOUGHT we were getting with Arnold.
September 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Me too. He was a great defensive coordinator on that championship team decades ago, but there had to be a reason that no one wanted him as a head coach all these years until OU was desperate and needed to stop the bleeding that Lincoln caused.
September 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Too soon! Don’t jinx them! Ha
September 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
"I had never seen anyone virtue-signal so gracefully, so effortlessly. I was like, 'I have to work with this guy.'"

😂😂😂😂

Meet Cory Booker's (fake) political consultant, played by Zeteo's very own @heycapello.

"No one does it like Cory."

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September 1, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Huell Howser
August 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Exactly what I thought. Fucking insane.
August 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You “don’t understand”? Hahaha. It’s because they literally lie about everything. Do you “understand” better now?
July 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Where can I watch this doc, Andy?
July 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
And we’ll probably have a new one with the bird flu since we are ignoring the whole thing now.
July 21, 2025 at 5:52 AM
July 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
If you haven’t see. The new @joshgondelman.bsky.social special, he has a really great bit about pronouns. I highly recommend it.
July 20, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I saw you live right before the pandemic and it was amazing. I’ve loved your standup since I was a kid. Thanks for the laugh.
July 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM