Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo
@gruuldick.eu
I cant swim. I cant dance. I dont know karate.
Face it. Im never gonna make it.
She/They🏳️⚧️
Face it. Im never gonna make it.
She/They🏳️⚧️
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bringing back the only worthwhile thing that was on my twitter: pictures of pikachu that are actually just pictures of me
cooking up the world’s sickest pasta and there ain’t nothing any of you jokers can do about it
January 19, 2026 at 5:50 PM
cooking up the world’s sickest pasta and there ain’t nothing any of you jokers can do about it
waking up and getting to squeeze my own boobs might be like one of the top 5 best things about transitioning
January 2, 2026 at 1:26 PM
waking up and getting to squeeze my own boobs might be like one of the top 5 best things about transitioning
it does not get much closer to heaven than sitting out on a cold, bright winter morning with a joint and a hot cup of coffee
December 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
it does not get much closer to heaven than sitting out on a cold, bright winter morning with a joint and a hot cup of coffee
starting to get into a band called “the atomic bitchwax”
i am a parody of myself
i am a parody of myself
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
starting to get into a band called “the atomic bitchwax”
i am a parody of myself
i am a parody of myself
might be getting a pussy. stay tuned
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
might be getting a pussy. stay tuned
not for nothing but jungle might just be the way out of phd induced depression
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
not for nothing but jungle might just be the way out of phd induced depression
got a white monster, a fresh box of antidepressants, and a large bowl of soup. god willing i will be healed
October 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
got a white monster, a fresh box of antidepressants, and a large bowl of soup. god willing i will be healed
dedicating over three years of your life to a project only for it to turn out that it probably proves nothing valuable is a one way ticket to feeling like a major fucking moron
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
dedicating over three years of your life to a project only for it to turn out that it probably proves nothing valuable is a one way ticket to feeling like a major fucking moron
went to therapy, cried a lot, and when i left some guy had clearly gone through my bsky and liked all of my thirst traps
huge for me
huge for me
October 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
went to therapy, cried a lot, and when i left some guy had clearly gone through my bsky and liked all of my thirst traps
huge for me
huge for me
trying to talk politics in the office but getting shut out of the conversation by the dudes does suck, but also is massively gender affirming
October 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
trying to talk politics in the office but getting shut out of the conversation by the dudes does suck, but also is massively gender affirming
my birthday is soon and im honestly terrified
what a cringe thing to be scared of
what a cringe thing to be scared of
October 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
my birthday is soon and im honestly terrified
what a cringe thing to be scared of
what a cringe thing to be scared of
dude in my office is trying to tell me butthole surfers and bowling for soup are similar bands and im crashing out
October 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
dude in my office is trying to tell me butthole surfers and bowling for soup are similar bands and im crashing out
decided that my new thing is saying that various things are of “grave concern” regardless of their severity
no real reason just feels like a fun thing to do
no real reason just feels like a fun thing to do
September 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
decided that my new thing is saying that various things are of “grave concern” regardless of their severity
no real reason just feels like a fun thing to do
no real reason just feels like a fun thing to do
going from italy (where I can v confidently order food in italian) to spain (where I cant order food without sounding like the idiot baby of the 21st century) is such a humbling experience
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
going from italy (where I can v confidently order food in italian) to spain (where I cant order food without sounding like the idiot baby of the 21st century) is such a humbling experience
im gonna die for sure
September 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
im gonna die for sure
lookin for either:
1. somebody that can teach me to be normal
or
2. somebody to make me their wife
currently accepting applications, but dont try and do both cos nobody likes a tryhard
1. somebody that can teach me to be normal
or
2. somebody to make me their wife
currently accepting applications, but dont try and do both cos nobody likes a tryhard
September 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
lookin for either:
1. somebody that can teach me to be normal
or
2. somebody to make me their wife
currently accepting applications, but dont try and do both cos nobody likes a tryhard
1. somebody that can teach me to be normal
or
2. somebody to make me their wife
currently accepting applications, but dont try and do both cos nobody likes a tryhard
she is in an elevator
September 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
she is in an elevator
three years on hrt and i think we can all agree it was a great decision
September 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
three years on hrt and i think we can all agree it was a great decision
friday morning listening to Super Stupid from the album Maggot Brain, by Funkadelic, and feelin like the archetypal stoner character in a mid 2000s sitcom
September 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
friday morning listening to Super Stupid from the album Maggot Brain, by Funkadelic, and feelin like the archetypal stoner character in a mid 2000s sitcom
everybody shut the fuck up, its NFL season :3
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
everybody shut the fuck up, its NFL season :3
theyre saying that opening my laptop to work on my phd at midnight is “obsessive” and “weird” and that i should “consider giving myself a break”
August 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
theyre saying that opening my laptop to work on my phd at midnight is “obsessive” and “weird” and that i should “consider giving myself a break”
therapist called me on my bullshit today. needed that so bad yall have no idea
August 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
therapist called me on my bullshit today. needed that so bad yall have no idea
is it normal to want to be good at therapy? pls say yes
August 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
is it normal to want to be good at therapy? pls say yes
just tryna scroll but keep getting stunlocked by all my insanely hot friends
August 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
just tryna scroll but keep getting stunlocked by all my insanely hot friends
just remembered i have a monster in the fridge at home :3 everything is gonna be ok
August 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
just remembered i have a monster in the fridge at home :3 everything is gonna be ok