The Ghost of Ben Revere
@grumpynatsfan.bsky.social
Fan since RFK. Love this stupid team.
If an MLB owner that has to defer money on a one year, $6m deal, they should be forced to sell the team immediately.
If an MLB owner that has to defer money on a one year, $6m deal, they should be forced to sell the team immediately.
#Nats just offered me SRO tix for the season - $499 for 81 games. Less than $7/game!
I think I'm gonna do it, after I ask Lerner if I can defer payment over 5-8 years.
I think I'm gonna do it, after I ask Lerner if I can defer payment over 5-8 years.
February 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
#Nats just offered me SRO tix for the season - $499 for 81 games. Less than $7/game!
I think I'm gonna do it, after I ask Lerner if I can defer payment over 5-8 years.
I think I'm gonna do it, after I ask Lerner if I can defer payment over 5-8 years.
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
(((yawwwwn)))
(beginning to awaken from winter hibernation)
(sips coffee, looks at sunrise, realizing that I don't have to watch the #Nats on MASN anymore)
(smiling)
(beginning to awaken from winter hibernation)
(sips coffee, looks at sunrise, realizing that I don't have to watch the #Nats on MASN anymore)
(smiling)
January 15, 2026 at 1:50 PM
(((yawwwwn)))
(beginning to awaken from winter hibernation)
(sips coffee, looks at sunrise, realizing that I don't have to watch the #Nats on MASN anymore)
(smiling)
(beginning to awaken from winter hibernation)
(sips coffee, looks at sunrise, realizing that I don't have to watch the #Nats on MASN anymore)
(smiling)
It's R.A. Dickey's birthday today.
The baseball world needs more R.A. Dickeys.
The baseball world needs more R.A. Dickeys.
October 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's R.A. Dickey's birthday today.
The baseball world needs more R.A. Dickeys.
The baseball world needs more R.A. Dickeys.
I don't care what other moves the #Nationals make this offseason. The only thing I want is to see is Munetaka Murakami with a curly W on his ball cap next spring.
October 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I don't care what other moves the #Nationals make this offseason. The only thing I want is to see is Munetaka Murakami with a curly W on his ball cap next spring.
TIRED: Rooting for, but having no idea who most of the regular season Nats players are.
WIRED: Rooting for, but having no idea who most of the Red Sox playoff roster is.
WIRED: Rooting for, but having no idea who most of the Red Sox playoff roster is.
October 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
TIRED: Rooting for, but having no idea who most of the regular season Nats players are.
WIRED: Rooting for, but having no idea who most of the Red Sox playoff roster is.
WIRED: Rooting for, but having no idea who most of the Red Sox playoff roster is.
I've seen medical cadavers with more life than James Wood after that last homerun.
September 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I've seen medical cadavers with more life than James Wood after that last homerun.
It's a shame the Savannah Bananas can't get a guy like Acuña on their squad.
September 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It's a shame the Savannah Bananas can't get a guy like Acuña on their squad.
Hear me out; Keep CJ on the roster for '26. Have him get off to an all star caliber 1st half. Trade him before the deadline.
September 23, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Hear me out; Keep CJ on the roster for '26. Have him get off to an all star caliber 1st half. Trade him before the deadline.
Let's go Nats. Keep the vibes going. Definitely not because gambling is involved. No sir.
September 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Let's go Nats. Keep the vibes going. Definitely not because gambling is involved. No sir.
You: Josh Bell hit two HRs last night!
Me: Josh Bell has been in the major leagues for 15 years, has played for 7 teams, (one team twice!) and has never signed a contract longer than two years. Also, he's the highest (non-injured, retired or traded) player on the roster.
PLEASE SELL THIS TEAM
Me: Josh Bell has been in the major leagues for 15 years, has played for 7 teams, (one team twice!) and has never signed a contract longer than two years. Also, he's the highest (non-injured, retired or traded) player on the roster.
PLEASE SELL THIS TEAM
September 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
You: Josh Bell hit two HRs last night!
Me: Josh Bell has been in the major leagues for 15 years, has played for 7 teams, (one team twice!) and has never signed a contract longer than two years. Also, he's the highest (non-injured, retired or traded) player on the roster.
PLEASE SELL THIS TEAM
Me: Josh Bell has been in the major leagues for 15 years, has played for 7 teams, (one team twice!) and has never signed a contract longer than two years. Also, he's the highest (non-injured, retired or traded) player on the roster.
PLEASE SELL THIS TEAM
Buehler, cut by the Sox, grabbed by the Phils, could have been a goddammed ACE for this Nats team.
September 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Buehler, cut by the Sox, grabbed by the Phils, could have been a goddammed ACE for this Nats team.
132 games of basically this. Still love ya @bennyblanco40.bsky.social #Nats
August 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
132 games of basically this. Still love ya @bennyblanco40.bsky.social #Nats
(Nats social media) "WE SCORED 6 RUNS IN AN INNING!!!"
(Phillies) "we're a real baseball team."
(Phillies) "we're a real baseball team."
August 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
(Nats social media) "WE SCORED 6 RUNS IN AN INNING!!!"
(Phillies) "we're a real baseball team."
(Phillies) "we're a real baseball team."
Selfishly, I would like the Washington Nationals to win more. Not because it would be nice, but because it likely would result in more of the world having to hear the nails-on-a-chalkboard-type voice Dan Kolko brings to every home run call. #Nats
August 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Selfishly, I would like the Washington Nationals to win more. Not because it would be nice, but because it likely would result in more of the world having to hear the nails-on-a-chalkboard-type voice Dan Kolko brings to every home run call. #Nats
Tigers trading for Finnegan? #Nats
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ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt that says barber vac on it
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July 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tigers trading for Finnegan? #Nats
