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7 fuzzballs in a trenchcoat
@grumpylothcat.bsky.social
Kylux, Garashir, Star Wars & Star Trek in general, MDZS, WOH, IWTV, OFMD, a certain timelord, & the randomness of an AuDHD brain
🔞 || 40+ || no pronouns thx || 🇩🇪🇬🇧
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If you need to know anything about me, it's that a kyluxed version of this scene has been playing in my head 24/7 for years now & it will never stop.

youtu.be/HixUECNMnbs?...

>>Face to face
My lovely foe
Mouth to mouth
Raining heaven's blows<<
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I dislike blindbox stuff in general and I wouldn't randomly buy, but I had to get this little guy because of his Kylo vibe.
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I can multitask, so 🧡🖤
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Unexpectedly falling for a ship and consuming everything you can find about them is the best drug on the planet.
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
In an unforeseen turn of events I rewatched Heat and fell for Vincent Hanna/Neil McCauley ultra hard.

youtu.be/YTb6MoMLvcY?...
November 27, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Vampire Kylo
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
My Garashir project has definitely changed how I think about Hemipenes
NEW AO3 CANONICAL TAGS!!!! tag yourself i’m identity crisis
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You've been kidnapped! The characters from the last TV show you watched are your only hope for rescue. Who's coming to save you?

Well, I'm fucked ♻️
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Kylo just wants to be carried bridal style by Hux ok
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Kylo looses a bet with the KOR and has to do a sexy dance on the conference table after a meeting.
Hux is like WTF when Kylo starts in full gear and helmet. After 0,68 seconds he's furiously horny, wants to leave, but can't because he doesn't want Kylo to know how aroused he is.
November 24, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I'm reorganising my collection space so it's not really presentable right now, but I think it's an appropriate time for taking a picture of the boys and grandpa.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
"You've never looked more beautiful General."
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Hux, me, everyone on here
November 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Furby Kylo facing Han on SKB
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hux texting Kylo between TLJ and the other movie that doesn't exist.
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Them
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
CW dentist procedures absolutely no details

My new dental surgeon is a star wars fan too. We both had visible merch on, can recommend bonding like that before deciding on a big procedure.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
How to catch Allan
November 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Kylo imports this tradition from the Night Buzzard to the Finalizer. The result is pure chaos.

Mitaka doesn't realise the important change and tries to kiss Hux, which Kylo prevents by force choke (he is still under the mistletoe so it's totally allowd), while Hux is now trying to stab Kylo.
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The KOR on the other hand pee a little when Kylo comes back from a solo mission.

So Kylo thinks Hux hates him, because that's never happened with him.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Kylo is using my chunky 3d Death Star popsocket as a headrest. It's so cute. 🥹
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Arkanisian witch Hux
November 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ok so I arrived at the comic shop exactly on opening time and I'm trying to stall a little so that they don't notice I'm a Kylo Ren addict (joking, I'm wearing my Kylo shirt and Lightsaber necklace, I just don't like to go inside a freshly opened shop as the first customer).
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Snoke ie regretting making them Co-Commanders
November 5, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Hux has taken up crocheting
November 2, 2025 at 10:27 AM
What if Id write a thing about Julian revenge breaking into the holo deck just to find Garak naked on a basking rock? *having a stare-off with myself in the mirror*
November 1, 2025 at 10:53 AM