Ex-Optimist 🇬🇧
@grumpyearthling.bsky.social
I have an inferiority complex but frankly it's not a very good one.
No DMs unless you're a stunning nymphomaniac brewery heiress with a father on life support.
No DMs unless you're a stunning nymphomaniac brewery heiress with a father on life support.
What's wrong with the poor woman's head?
She looks like one of those optical illusions that is a face either way up.
She looks like one of those optical illusions that is a face either way up.
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What's wrong with the poor woman's head?
She looks like one of those optical illusions that is a face either way up.
She looks like one of those optical illusions that is a face either way up.
It looks like a set from one of Dicken's less successful novels.
November 9, 2025 at 10:08 PM
It looks like a set from one of Dicken's less successful novels.
Bastard isn't really strong enough. Stephen Miller really deserves his own, unique, word.
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Bastard isn't really strong enough. Stephen Miller really deserves his own, unique, word.
Glad we're on the same page. I've got gripes with the BBC too, including giving any airtime at all to Fartage and his dangerous loons.
If either of you or I get the gig to replace Tim Davie we should bear the other one in mind to be CEO of BBC News 😀.
If either of you or I get the gig to replace Tim Davie we should bear the other one in mind to be CEO of BBC News 😀.
November 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Glad we're on the same page. I've got gripes with the BBC too, including giving any airtime at all to Fartage and his dangerous loons.
If either of you or I get the gig to replace Tim Davie we should bear the other one in mind to be CEO of BBC News 😀.
If either of you or I get the gig to replace Tim Davie we should bear the other one in mind to be CEO of BBC News 😀.
Always like your posts but can't agree with this one.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Always like your posts but can't agree with this one.
Hahaha, good trolling?
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hahaha, good trolling?
You're not the only one who's been overlooked.
Here I am on the sofa eating cheesy wotsits in my shreddies while flicking through Pornhub and People Magazine haven't as much as texted me.
Here I am on the sofa eating cheesy wotsits in my shreddies while flicking through Pornhub and People Magazine haven't as much as texted me.
November 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You're not the only one who's been overlooked.
Here I am on the sofa eating cheesy wotsits in my shreddies while flicking through Pornhub and People Magazine haven't as much as texted me.
Here I am on the sofa eating cheesy wotsits in my shreddies while flicking through Pornhub and People Magazine haven't as much as texted me.
Hells bells, I know the old grifter is a petulant liar with a compulsive hunger to make himself the centre of attention at every opportunity but I had absolutely no idea that he's gay.
Blimey, that dancing is as camp as a row of pink tents.
Blimey, that dancing is as camp as a row of pink tents.
November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Hells bells, I know the old grifter is a petulant liar with a compulsive hunger to make himself the centre of attention at every opportunity but I had absolutely no idea that he's gay.
Blimey, that dancing is as camp as a row of pink tents.
Blimey, that dancing is as camp as a row of pink tents.
Hilarious! It's amazing the Daily Excess is still in business.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Hilarious! It's amazing the Daily Excess is still in business.
How can anyone in the UK justify buying one of Elmo's overpriced, inflammable cars?
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
How can anyone in the UK justify buying one of Elmo's overpriced, inflammable cars?