Grumps
@grumpsforever.bsky.social
Grumpy, (trying to be) kind & supportive, Dad of 3, separated, trying to keep going amongst the general madness. Just putting one foot in front of the other.
Purveyor of the MurderCorridor™️
Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Purveyor of the MurderCorridor™️
Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Run 114 of 2025 done ✅Rainy cold wet windy Saturday 10km because I had the time & inclination.
Now for some lunch & shower, not at the same time!
I’m actually off out locally for a beer & pizza later. I’ve lived here for 15 years & not once yet gone out with locals 🍻🍕😊
Now for some lunch & shower, not at the same time!
I’m actually off out locally for a beer & pizza later. I’ve lived here for 15 years & not once yet gone out with locals 🍻🍕😊
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Run 114 of 2025 done ✅Rainy cold wet windy Saturday 10km because I had the time & inclination.
Now for some lunch & shower, not at the same time!
I’m actually off out locally for a beer & pizza later. I’ve lived here for 15 years & not once yet gone out with locals 🍻🍕😊
Now for some lunch & shower, not at the same time!
I’m actually off out locally for a beer & pizza later. I’ve lived here for 15 years & not once yet gone out with locals 🍻🍕😊
Good morning lovely BS friends. I’m still in bed, having a rare & well earned lie in.
It’s times like this that I really wish I wasn’t single but nevermind.
What are you lot up to today?
It’s times like this that I really wish I wasn’t single but nevermind.
What are you lot up to today?
November 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Good morning lovely BS friends. I’m still in bed, having a rare & well earned lie in.
It’s times like this that I really wish I wasn’t single but nevermind.
What are you lot up to today?
It’s times like this that I really wish I wasn’t single but nevermind.
What are you lot up to today?
Wishing @lilgemgem.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a fabulous day filled with fun & frolics, love & laughter. All the very best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
November 22, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Wishing @lilgemgem.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you have a fabulous day filled with fun & frolics, love & laughter. All the very best Grumps 🎂🎁🥳
Interesting counterpoints this morning…
MurderCorridor™️ in my hotel
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Morning sky across the Downs
MurderCorridor™️ in my hotel
plus
Morning sky across the Downs
November 20, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Interesting counterpoints this morning…
MurderCorridor™️ in my hotel
plus
Morning sky across the Downs
MurderCorridor™️ in my hotel
plus
Morning sky across the Downs
Morning lovely phone people.
Another early one as I’m back down to HQ. This time to chair an assessment panel then tomorrow for a couple of meetings.
Hope you all have a happy Wednesday, all the best Grumps 😊
Another early one as I’m back down to HQ. This time to chair an assessment panel then tomorrow for a couple of meetings.
Hope you all have a happy Wednesday, all the best Grumps 😊
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Morning lovely phone people.
Another early one as I’m back down to HQ. This time to chair an assessment panel then tomorrow for a couple of meetings.
Hope you all have a happy Wednesday, all the best Grumps 😊
Another early one as I’m back down to HQ. This time to chair an assessment panel then tomorrow for a couple of meetings.
Hope you all have a happy Wednesday, all the best Grumps 😊
Here we go again… lovely bit of dental surgery today 🦷😬
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Here we go again… lovely bit of dental surgery today 🦷😬
Hey @anjaciske.bsky.social I saw this over on Twitter & thought you could use it to identify your phantom nocturnal biter? ☺️
#bitesnotboobs
#bitesnotboobs
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hey @anjaciske.bsky.social I saw this over on Twitter & thought you could use it to identify your phantom nocturnal biter? ☺️
#bitesnotboobs
#bitesnotboobs
Good morning lovely people in my phone.
Early Monday for me, as I’m off down to HQ. The 1st of 3 this week, intermingled with some dental surgery too. Fun times.
Hope you have a good week & Monday is kind, all the best Grumps 😊
Early Monday for me, as I’m off down to HQ. The 1st of 3 this week, intermingled with some dental surgery too. Fun times.
Hope you have a good week & Monday is kind, all the best Grumps 😊
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Good morning lovely people in my phone.
Early Monday for me, as I’m off down to HQ. The 1st of 3 this week, intermingled with some dental surgery too. Fun times.
Hope you have a good week & Monday is kind, all the best Grumps 😊
Early Monday for me, as I’m off down to HQ. The 1st of 3 this week, intermingled with some dental surgery too. Fun times.
Hope you have a good week & Monday is kind, all the best Grumps 😊
Run 113 of 2025 done ✅
1 hr = 9km. Pleased with that.
Now tackling cooking a roast chicken dinner for 13 & myself, while he actively participates… in playing on the Xbox! 🙄😂
Hope you’re all having a relaxing Sunday, especially you. All the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
1 hr = 9km. Pleased with that.
Now tackling cooking a roast chicken dinner for 13 & myself, while he actively participates… in playing on the Xbox! 🙄😂
Hope you’re all having a relaxing Sunday, especially you. All the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Run 113 of 2025 done ✅
1 hr = 9km. Pleased with that.
Now tackling cooking a roast chicken dinner for 13 & myself, while he actively participates… in playing on the Xbox! 🙄😂
Hope you’re all having a relaxing Sunday, especially you. All the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
1 hr = 9km. Pleased with that.
Now tackling cooking a roast chicken dinner for 13 & myself, while he actively participates… in playing on the Xbox! 🙄😂
Hope you’re all having a relaxing Sunday, especially you. All the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Run 112 of 2025 done ✅Another 40min lunchtime run. Managed to avoid rogue drivers this time!
Loving the news that there are waterlogged pitches so no football tomorrow 😮💨
Hope you’re all having a wonderful weekend, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
*forgot to post this earlier 🙄
Loving the news that there are waterlogged pitches so no football tomorrow 😮💨
Hope you’re all having a wonderful weekend, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
*forgot to post this earlier 🙄
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Run 112 of 2025 done ✅Another 40min lunchtime run. Managed to avoid rogue drivers this time!
Loving the news that there are waterlogged pitches so no football tomorrow 😮💨
Hope you’re all having a wonderful weekend, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
*forgot to post this earlier 🙄
Loving the news that there are waterlogged pitches so no football tomorrow 😮💨
Hope you’re all having a wonderful weekend, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
*forgot to post this earlier 🙄
Run 111 of 2025 done ✅WFH lunchtime 40mins in the warm sunshine.
I felt like it was so slow & you can match the pace to the hills!
Mind you I also was knocked over by a car so that put me off my stride a little.
Nevermind, it is what it is
Have a great afternoon 🏃🏻♂️😊
I felt like it was so slow & you can match the pace to the hills!
Mind you I also was knocked over by a car so that put me off my stride a little.
Nevermind, it is what it is
Have a great afternoon 🏃🏻♂️😊
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Run 111 of 2025 done ✅WFH lunchtime 40mins in the warm sunshine.
I felt like it was so slow & you can match the pace to the hills!
Mind you I also was knocked over by a car so that put me off my stride a little.
Nevermind, it is what it is
Have a great afternoon 🏃🏻♂️😊
I felt like it was so slow & you can match the pace to the hills!
Mind you I also was knocked over by a car so that put me off my stride a little.
Nevermind, it is what it is
Have a great afternoon 🏃🏻♂️😊
Good morning lovely phone people.
I’m off up to our factory today for a supplier meeting & to escort them on a tour of our facility.
Spot of lunch, bit of schmoozing & then back to wrangle with teenagers.
Hope you have a good day Grumps
I’m off up to our factory today for a supplier meeting & to escort them on a tour of our facility.
Spot of lunch, bit of schmoozing & then back to wrangle with teenagers.
Hope you have a good day Grumps
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Good morning lovely phone people.
I’m off up to our factory today for a supplier meeting & to escort them on a tour of our facility.
Spot of lunch, bit of schmoozing & then back to wrangle with teenagers.
Hope you have a good day Grumps
I’m off up to our factory today for a supplier meeting & to escort them on a tour of our facility.
Spot of lunch, bit of schmoozing & then back to wrangle with teenagers.
Hope you have a good day Grumps
It’s my eldest son’s 21st birthday.
Around this time, 21 years ago I was probably just changing his first nappy.
He was born by emergency section after a very long & arduous labour. Everyone was exhausted.
He has grown up to be a wonderful man & makes me proud everyday 🥰♥️
Around this time, 21 years ago I was probably just changing his first nappy.
He was born by emergency section after a very long & arduous labour. Everyone was exhausted.
He has grown up to be a wonderful man & makes me proud everyday 🥰♥️
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It’s my eldest son’s 21st birthday.
Around this time, 21 years ago I was probably just changing his first nappy.
He was born by emergency section after a very long & arduous labour. Everyone was exhausted.
He has grown up to be a wonderful man & makes me proud everyday 🥰♥️
Around this time, 21 years ago I was probably just changing his first nappy.
He was born by emergency section after a very long & arduous labour. Everyone was exhausted.
He has grown up to be a wonderful man & makes me proud everyday 🥰♥️
Morning lovely phone people.
I’m off out to Birmingham for a meeting today.
Hope your Monday is kind to you
I’m off out to Birmingham for a meeting today.
Hope your Monday is kind to you
November 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Morning lovely phone people.
I’m off out to Birmingham for a meeting today.
Hope your Monday is kind to you
I’m off out to Birmingham for a meeting today.
Hope your Monday is kind to you
I have two. This is the first…
November 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I have two. This is the first…
Run 110 of 2025 done ✅ Saturday morning 5km to try & clear my mind. Not sure it worked. Nevermind, it is what it is.
I’ve unexpected guests in 11&13, so I’ll be trying to get one fed & another out of bed.
Hope you all have a lovely day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
I’ve unexpected guests in 11&13, so I’ll be trying to get one fed & another out of bed.
Hope you all have a lovely day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
November 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Run 110 of 2025 done ✅ Saturday morning 5km to try & clear my mind. Not sure it worked. Nevermind, it is what it is.
I’ve unexpected guests in 11&13, so I’ll be trying to get one fed & another out of bed.
Hope you all have a lovely day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
I’ve unexpected guests in 11&13, so I’ll be trying to get one fed & another out of bed.
Hope you all have a lovely day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Morning Bluesky btw
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Morning Bluesky btw
Run 109 of 2025 done ✅ WFH lunchtime street pounding. It’s so warm, I had at least one too many layers on 🥵
Nevermind, time for a shower & then hit the laptop some more. Hope your Thursday is treating you kindly Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Nevermind, time for a shower & then hit the laptop some more. Hope your Thursday is treating you kindly Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
November 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Run 109 of 2025 done ✅ WFH lunchtime street pounding. It’s so warm, I had at least one too many layers on 🥵
Nevermind, time for a shower & then hit the laptop some more. Hope your Thursday is treating you kindly Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Nevermind, time for a shower & then hit the laptop some more. Hope your Thursday is treating you kindly Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Run 108 of 2025 done ✅ windy hilly & slow 5km across Epsom racecourse before work.
Moody skies here but stayed dry. Shower, breakfast then day 2 of training.
Hope you all have a great day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Moody skies here but stayed dry. Shower, breakfast then day 2 of training.
Hope you all have a great day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
November 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Run 108 of 2025 done ✅ windy hilly & slow 5km across Epsom racecourse before work.
Moody skies here but stayed dry. Shower, breakfast then day 2 of training.
Hope you all have a great day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Moody skies here but stayed dry. Shower, breakfast then day 2 of training.
Hope you all have a great day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
I must confirm that I am not the one & only
I must confirm that I am neither the resurrection, nor am I the light.
I must confirm that I am *not* every woman.
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I must confirm that I am not the one & only
Ok gang, usual rules. What are you choosing?
Kitchen’s not open for long. Get your order in early!
Kitchen’s not open for long. Get your order in early!
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Ok gang, usual rules. What are you choosing?
Kitchen’s not open for long. Get your order in early!
Kitchen’s not open for long. Get your order in early!
Oldest selfie on your phone…
20 years ago…
20 years ago…
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Oldest selfie on your phone…
20 years ago…
20 years ago…
Good morning lovely phone people.
Off early again down to HQ, to deliver a 2 day training course. It’s going to be a bit of a slog especially after a late night.
Hope you all have a great Tuesday, remember tits & teeth whether you’re feeling it or not! All the best Grumps 😊
Off early again down to HQ, to deliver a 2 day training course. It’s going to be a bit of a slog especially after a late night.
Hope you all have a great Tuesday, remember tits & teeth whether you’re feeling it or not! All the best Grumps 😊
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Good morning lovely phone people.
Off early again down to HQ, to deliver a 2 day training course. It’s going to be a bit of a slog especially after a late night.
Hope you all have a great Tuesday, remember tits & teeth whether you’re feeling it or not! All the best Grumps 😊
Off early again down to HQ, to deliver a 2 day training course. It’s going to be a bit of a slog especially after a late night.
Hope you all have a great Tuesday, remember tits & teeth whether you’re feeling it or not! All the best Grumps 😊
The beauty of the FA Cup first round.
Tamworth away. C’mon you Os!
🙌🏼⭕️🅾️⭕️⚽️😊
Tamworth away. C’mon you Os!
🙌🏼⭕️🅾️⭕️⚽️😊
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The beauty of the FA Cup first round.
Tamworth away. C’mon you Os!
🙌🏼⭕️🅾️⭕️⚽️😊
Tamworth away. C’mon you Os!
🙌🏼⭕️🅾️⭕️⚽️😊
Run 107 of 2025 done ✅
Blowy Saturday run to see November in.
The gutters were littered with discarded packets of Parma Violets. Clearly not the sweet of choice for the kids of the middle of nowhere. Can’t really blame them though.
Hope you all have a lovely day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Blowy Saturday run to see November in.
The gutters were littered with discarded packets of Parma Violets. Clearly not the sweet of choice for the kids of the middle of nowhere. Can’t really blame them though.
Hope you all have a lovely day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
November 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Run 107 of 2025 done ✅
Blowy Saturday run to see November in.
The gutters were littered with discarded packets of Parma Violets. Clearly not the sweet of choice for the kids of the middle of nowhere. Can’t really blame them though.
Hope you all have a lovely day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Blowy Saturday run to see November in.
The gutters were littered with discarded packets of Parma Violets. Clearly not the sweet of choice for the kids of the middle of nowhere. Can’t really blame them though.
Hope you all have a lovely day Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊