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Pat Long
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What the fuck is this shit?
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Crime is legal.
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Absolutely - solvent
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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There is no reality, only Zuul.
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Fucking wild.
October 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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I'll keep coming back for that guitar on Neighborhood Threat
October 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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At this point I can't help but think those outfits came with matching hoods.
October 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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What a waste. Might as well put them in the octagon at this point, it would be just as useless.
October 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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October 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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🚨🚨🚨

Can’t even bother to gaslight anymore. Nothing has meaning and there are no consequences.
October 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Just wait until someone puts the folder on her desk about the organization that pre-put together all that merch to cheer on Brandon!

Oh…
October 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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October 14, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Bari Weiss: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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October 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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a man with a beard is crying and saying `` he can 't keep getting away with it ! ''
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October 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I kind of wish I was audacious enough to just go out and start making shit up with authority when I talk to people. Oh the places I’d go. Humanity really needs to come back into style.
October 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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What to do with the truth when writing a headline?
a man and a woman are playing with a toy in front of a sign that says " www.thekingoffandom.com "
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October 8, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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When is enough, enough?
October 7, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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And so it goes.
October 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM