She’s all legs

I mean even fundamentally what difference could it possibly make?

Unless you’re a kid! Then bring an adult.

Either way we’re living in some kookie wacko universe that kind of seems like it has rules but also kinda seems like it can do whatever it feels like.

I prefer to think of the universe as like a steam engine.

The sudden appearance of bagpipes halfway through this story

Someone’s gotta make that whale bait game where you draw a black circle around a dog to save it from bees but it’s actually a game and not buy credits.

Can’t think of anything else he might be notable for?

People gotta periodically update their understanding of how young teenagers are.

The dang delicious mousse I just bought covers a whole month.

I know! I’m saying he can go toe to toe with these freaks, but he does not look like an old leather briefcase

That guy is a double barreled freak